Showing posts with label Pokemon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pokemon. Show all posts

Friday, November 18, 2016

Catching Up With Draw Dinovember

I can't do much.  But I can draw cute dinosaurs for you.  Here are all the Draw Dinovember drawings I've drawn so far.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 1

Election Day was my catch-up day and... Well, anyway, here's a patriotic sauropod.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 2

I couldn't not draw Syntarsus and his amazing Mohawk.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 3

An episode of "Reading Rainbow" once proposed "Pink with purple spots" as a possible dinosaur skin color. It stuck in my head.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 4

Deinocheirus is just so happy to be here.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 5

Amargasaurus looking kinda wild!

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 6

And a little Allosaurus skull study why not.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 7

Kulindadromeus = Angry Fuzzball.

11.8.16 Draw Dinovember 8

And a Blue Jay, the noblest Corvid.

11.9.16

After Election Day, I woke up thinking, "I need to draw something cute." So I did.

11.10.16

More cuteness care of my new little buddy, Rowlet.

11.11.16

A "Thank You" for Veteran's Day.

11.14.16

And a Birthday present for my favorite model, Cliff the Triceratops.

Now... here's where things take a weird turn. This post about the nasal anatomy of Ceratopsians debuted over at TetZoo, and caused a little stir over on Twitter. And to join the Inflatable Ceratops Face Party, I drew this:

11.15.16

The possibility of other inflatable display structures on horned dinosaurs was brought up and... oh, no...

11.16.16

Getting well away from inflatable dinosaurs for a while, here's a super-chill and extra-fluffy Therizinosaur.

11.17.16

Finally, to celebrate the release of the new "Pokemon" game, here's a folk art Pidgeot.

11.18.16





Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Let's Struggle to Understand "Pokemon" and the V-Chip!


Hey, did you know that adults have a hard time understanding "Pokemon"?  Isn't that hilarious and relatable?  Well, sure...

You know, except for the piddling detail that I *am* an adult and I love "Pokemon".  Grew up with it even.  And in 1999 I would probably give people my age who do not understand - just understand, not even necessarily like- "It's a role-playing game.  There are magical creatures with special powers that are either strong or weak against others.  You befriend and train a team of six such creatures on an adventure across the country" the side-eye.  (Hell, I don't even know how I'd react now to a person who was in college in 1999 who still does not get "Pokemon".  I hope this never happens; it would be awkward.)

Pretty sure everybody understands collectable magazine covers though:



(This is where I remember thinking of Togepi as a Scrappy-Doo like pest at the time.  "Soul Silver" proved me wrong.)

Here's the article in full, and there are just so many great things in it.  The "Damn kids these days would rather enjoy (thing) than play the way I did when I was their age", the author's uncomfortable fixation on Misty's legs, the "This is totally cockfighting and also gambling and addiction and probably other bad things," the note that there is no inherit value in the trading card game cards but there totally is in old bottle caps (wtf?), the peek into the very late-90's trend of how everything collectable is totally going to increase in value someday you guys, and the assurance that "Pokemon" is definitely going to be a short-lived fad that nobody is going to care about in, say, twenty years.  Mmm-hmm.

I am especially in awe of the bit where he wants us to "imagine a baby Rosie O'Donnell" when picturing Pikachu.  That is the Year 1999 handily condensed into one single sentence.







^^ I also really love those bonkers episode summaries and how they just flat-out spoil what Marill looks like without you having to do the puzzle.

Of course 1999 wasn't all cute magical elemental monsters.  This was also the year of TV ratings and the V-Chip.  I can't overstate how this was such a huge, controversial deal back in the day.  And now it's just something we live with.  It's weird how that happened and makes articles like this very strange to read in hindsight.


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Drawing of the Day

Some of those Gen 2 Pokemon designs, yo...

3.3.16 - Purple Pokemon

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Friday, October 2, 2015

Inktober Day 2 - Pokemon from Memory

I confess this one's a bit of a cheat.   On September 30, my neighborhood suffered an eight-hour long phone/cable/internet outage.  If you've been following me on Twitter (I cannot imagine you'd be reading this and not be), you know that I was nearing the end of a Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Wonderlocke (essentially, take a game I've loved for decades and make it more stressful then necessary; finally beat it yesterday).  So in honor of this unfortunate turn of events, I decided to kick off Inktober a day early and draw my current team from memory.  Here they are from in-hindsight weakest/least accurate to my favorite/also inaccurate; deal with it. Accompanied with crappy screenshots and unofficial nicknames where available.

Inktober 2015 Day 0

TARS the Magnezone



Lady the Gardevoir


Oof...


Ninja Rap the Greninja


Fernando the Leafeon


Furiosa the Ninetails


Yeah, that's not bad...


And my favorite drawing, Shark Wahlberg the Garchomp

:)

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Escape From the 90's: "Bebe's Kids" (1992)

As I have said many many times before in this marathon (at this point, more like a sprint that turned into a marathon that is now a leisurely stroll) of unusual and diverse animated feature films from random and/or unlikely studios in the 1990's, several interesting films that I wanted to revisit were not yet available through either Netflix, On-Demand, or Other Easily Accessible Means.  And looking at the films that were in the "Saved" queue about a week ago, I would have said with some confidence that there's not a chance that any of these films would ever appear in My List or in my DVD queue.

Well, one of the movies that I never expected to be available just became so very recently.  So there is some infinitesimally small hope for the others.  In the meantime, we have here 1992's "Bebe's Kids" to watch and review.  And believe me, of all the random 90's animated films I have seen during this project, I can say without a moment's hesitation that from the opening credits to the very end, this one is by far the most 90's.

One could make a really good argument that it is the also most random.  I wasn't able to find much information about this movie online, so I do not have the complete story that I desperately wish I had of how it came to be.  But the story I could piece together goes a little something like this: "Bebe's Kids" is based on the titular story on a comedy album by the comedian Robin Harris, who had developed a cult following in the early 90's.  He became good friends with the Hudlin brothers who wrote the "House Party" movies (he had a scene-stealing role in the first movie), and Reginald Hudlin wanted to make a live-action film adaptation of the "Bebe's Kids" story starring Harris.  Tragically, Robin Harris died very suddenly before this plan could come to fruition.  Reginald decided to make the film anyway.  But he decided, for reasons that are unclear, to make it as an animated feature with Hyperion Studios.  Yes, the folks who produced another incredibly unlikely animated feature film, "The Brave Little Toaster".  (They are also evidently responsible for another spectacularly unlikely film based on the work of a comedian whose stories did not quite translate well to animation, but we will get to that one when and if the opportunity ever presents itself; consider this a teaser for now.)

The resulting film, seen today, is a very strange thing indeed.  It is, as I said up top, the most 90's.  I mean that.  That's not entirely a bad thing, though; the movie has a very fun hip-hop/R&B soundtrack.  While the animation isn't as polished as it was in "Brave Little Toaster" (a lot of it was farmed out to other studios), the character designs, while not always appealing, are at least unique.  I especially loved the design of the Robin Harris character (here voiced wonderfully by Faizon Love).  While this may have been completely by accident, it's refreshing that the characters' expressions are allowed to be really exaggerated and extreme; there were moments that reminded me of the current and wonderful "Steven Universe" series.  Overall, this movie feels a lot like a very early episode of "The Simpsons", back when it was a lot stranger and more visually unusual.

And I mean this for good and for ill because this was also back when "The Simpsons" was a great deal more random and hadn't really found it's groove yet.  "Bebe's Kids" started out as a long story and the film still has that feel.  It isn't so much a coherent movie as it is a recount of bunch of events that happened.

It is also, and this was my biggest problem with the movie, trapped in an uncomfortable spot where nobody working on the movie seemed to know whether they were making a movie for kids or adults.  It's kind of fascinating to see, because nearly every mainstream animated feature made today is directed at a target audience of "everyone", like the entire family.  Sometimes, this means genuinely good writing and engaging characters and visuals, sometimes it means fart jokes for the kids and references to old movies for the parents.  Here, we basically have two completely different movies awkwardly mashed together.  One of them is for adults and centers on adult characters and concerns, in this case making a huge personal sacrifice in order to impress somebody you really like.  Watching as an adult, I was more engaged with this subplot.

The other movie is very definitely for the kids and involves the kid characters running amok in an amusement park and fighting adult authority-types, because as you may recall, "kids vs. adults" was a Thing back in the 1990's.  They are specifically fighting amusement park security.  And robots for... some... reason?  That entire sequence honestly is a much bigger Big-Lipped Alligator Moment than even the trope namer, since there is absolutely nothing done to set up a world where robots would put a kid on trial and, worse, the kids learn jack squat from the incident and continue to act as a force of destruction.  The whole thing is exhausting, to the point where the scene near the end where, after we have seen the kids reduce the amusement park to a smoldering crater for the past fifty minutes, we're asked to feel sorry for them feels... unearned to say the least.  If you really do not like bratty child characters, you are not going to last very long during this movie.

Other than that, I can't say I have a strong opinion one way or the other about "Bebe's Kids".  It's different, at least.  It's also important in being the first significant work from director Bruce W. Smith, and supposedly his series "The Proud Family" (a show I probably should have paid more attention to than I did when it was running, since during my research it turns out to have been much stranger and more interesting than the bland Disney Channel promotions suggested) ties into this film.

For more in this series, click this link or the "Random 90's Animation Month" tag below.

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Sketch of the Day! I say this every other year or so, but the new "Pokemon" game is SOOOOO good.

10.31.13 - Meet Pikablu and Glamdring!

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Links Of Interest Number... something, I lost count.

* - First and by far the most interesting one this time: remember The New Dinosaurs? Remember The Humongous Book of Dinosaurs? (Really, who could forget either of them?) Did you know that strange, alternate art of the creatures from New Dinosaurs made an appearance in an issue of the magazine that was edited together to make The Humongous Book? Marc from Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs has the details and, thankfully, lots of pictures.

* - Speaking of science fiction creatures, Topless Robot did a tribute to Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials.

* - There are a lot of takeoffs on "Pokemon" her in the vast sea of the Internet, but one of the most adorable is Becky Dreistadt's Capture Creatures. These characters eventually have to appear in a real game because I want Tumblehop in my team NOW!!!

* - Everything is Terrible has recently reminded us that, long before there was "Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark", there was the fever-dream-esque 70's "Superman" musical.

* - Awful Library Books just dug up an unsettling little tome for kids that I
guess is supposed to teach children about appropriate behavior in class but...?

* - These trailers for the upcoming "How to Train Your Dragon" series make me wonder if the series is going to feel a little like the first season of "Pokemon", showcasing a new creature every episode.

* - /Film also shared an excerpt from the very interesting-looking upcoming book, Tales From Development Hell. Darren Aronofsky's take on the film that eventually became "Batman Begins" would have been... different.

* - Remember Life Before the Dinosaurs, the blog founded by an eight-year-old with a love of Paleozoic critters? Well, he's currently in the middle of a long trip report about his visit to the Field Museum. I'll admit a twinge of jealousy.

* - A while back, toy designer Jason Geyer shared some concept art for "Star Wars" merchandise that never made it past the drawing board. Well, now he's sharing more. Check out their interpretations of certain characters before anyone knew what they looked like (oh wow, JarJar's dreadlocks... Speaking of, all the while you are reading this feature, keep in mind that this fantastically ill-conceived JarJar Binks lollipop did make it past the drawing board.)

* - And finally, Andreas Deja shared a wonderful piece of animation history: a recruitment brochure for Disney Animation, circa the late 1970's. The coolest part of it is all the early concept art I've never seen before. (And yet another tragic case of What Could Have Been for "The Black Cauldron": Caw could have been in the movie. I'll be over here, sobbing quietly.)

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Sketch of the Day! As it happens, inspired by one of the above links:

2.27.12 - Vexillosaurus

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Let's Play Pokedex or Medieval Bestiary!

Yeah, It's going to take me a very long time to sort through all the Comicon stuff. Especially since the Evil Norway Maple in front of my house has been making up for time lost during the terrible winter we've had by spewing it's pollen everywhere. It feels like my entire respiratory system is coated with yellow and I've been coughing up a storm. Just took some famous name-brand medicine advertised with one of the most irritating ad campaigns ever devised and now I feel like I could never cough again ever. Or make typey fingers make sense of words in brain-thingy

So today, to save me some stress, we're going to play a game based off something I'd been wanting to write about for a while: the striking similarities between some of the crazier Pokedex entries and the descriptions of real animals in Medieval Bestiaries.

Consider: According to the in-game story, the Pokedex is the first collection of information about the Pokemon species in a new area. Bestiaries were apparently the first attempts at natural history field guides. And they both have some... *interesting* theories about the local animals' behavior and abilities.

So everybody get a sheet of paper and number it 1-10. Write down whether you think the following interesting facts about creatures (I will be replacing the terms "this animal" and "this Pokemon" with "this creature" to avoid dead giveaways) are from a Pokedex or a Bestiary. Then check the answers in Spoilertext (highlight to see it) and lie back with a strong drink and reflect on just how far the study of biology has come.

1) These creatures come from trees that grow over water. The young hang from their beaks from the trees. When they are mature, they fall from the trees and transform into birds.

2) This creature sleeps while cleverly balancing itself on one foot. As soon as it spots others of its kind, it congregates with them and then begins crying noisily in unison.

3) The mother nourishes her young with her own blood. After three days of mourning over her dead young, the mother pierces her side and lets her blood fall on their dead bodies to revive them.

4) This creature pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on its face are from it's tears.

5) This creature arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life as a human.

6) To rejuvenate itself, it flies up to the sun, which burns off its old feathers and eyes. It tears off its old beak and claws with a stone. It then plunges three times into water, and its body is entirely restored.

7) The fierce nature of this creature makes it so hot that its blood can dissolve diamonds.

8) This creature senses coming disasters and appears before people only to warn them of impending danger. Mistaken as a bringer of doom, it fled high into the mountains. Its life span is over a hundred years.

9) This creature is always hermaphroditic, and must therefore never be eaten. They live near tombs and eat the dead bodies they find there. These creatures will circle a house at night, calling out words with the voice of a human. Anyone who goes out to investigate is eaten.

10) Its beautiful mane is made up of hair in every color and at the tip of its tail is a tuft of magical fur. If captured, the creature bites off the tuft so that nobody can get it. It cannot turn its neck, so if it wants to look behind itself it must spin its whole body around. It is said that if this creature looks at you before you see it, you won't be able to speak.

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An Swears!

Before I give the answers, I'd like to thank the Medieval Bestiary website and the Psypokes Pokedex. They were both invaluable in jogging my pollen-addled memory.

1) Bestiary entry for the Barnacle Goose. I'm honestly surprised there isn't a Grass/Flying type based off this legend yet. This was so widely taken for granted that it was considered perfectly okay to eat goose during Lent. After all, its really a plant, right?

2) Pokedex entry for Baltoy. Funny how one of the weirdest Pokemon has a fairly mundane entry.

3) Bestiary entry for the African Pelican. This is surprisingly prevalent in folklore of the time and helps explain why you may see stained glass windows of pelicans feeding their own blood to their young in churches. And how did the pelican's babies die? Well, sometimes they are killed be a hunter or another animal, and sometimes the mother pelican herself accidentally kills them. Thankfully, they always come back to life at the end of the story, but even so, I think the mother pelican needs to go have a string drink with Cubone. Speaking of...

4) Pokedex entry for Cubone! And this was absolutely the saddest Pokedex entry ever until...

5) The Pokedex entry for Yamask! Because it would have been too much of a giveaway, I left out the part where Yamask carries around a mask to remind itself of what it looked like as a human. "Sometimes," says the Pokedex, "they look at the mask and cry." Ye gods. The sheer existential horror of Yamask's situation is ridiculous. It changes
everything about Ghost-types. These past two entries are the main reasons why I am hoping for goodness sake that the Pokedex is based entirely on folklore.

6) Bestiary entry for the Golden Eagle. Now you know where that ridiculous Powerpoint thing your aunt sent you came from. (The entry for the "Eagle Rebirth" over at Snopes is priceless.)

7) Bestiary entry for the "He-Goat". Honestly, if an animal with a body temperature that is hot enough to melt diamonds isn't right out of the Pokedex, I don't know what is.

8) Pokedex entry for Absol. The disdain for an animal based upon serious misconceptions about it reminded me a great deal of the next bestiary entry.

9) Bestiary entry for the Hyena. For my money, this is the craziest entry in the whole book.

10) Bestiary entry for the Ethiopian Wolf. To which one can only say, "what?"

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On a lighter note, a post over at SomethingAwful brought this very very very weird and undeniably awesome piece of animation to my attention. I can't even imagine how long it must have taken to do all this. I'm linking it because the animation style is freaky enough to scare the young 'uns. Also, it is in Russian, so you may want to activate subtitles... though you really won't need them.

As one comment says, "I feel like I was shown everything. Ever. All at once."
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Art of the Day!

Not much to see here. Just a Swampert.

4.23.11 - I Heard You Like...

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy Ethnic Stereotype Enforcement Day, fellow Stereotypes!

And curse that brat what gave me this accursed Aeroplane Doom Virus! Try to disrupt my perfect Two New Posts a Week schedule, will you? Well...

(SFX: Me coughing a lung inside-out.)

Yeah, screw it. Have more random Links of Interest.

The Onion has been rather hit-or-miss the past few years but every so often, they produce a new classic. This recent Op-Ed piece... is beautiful. May I suggest this as a musical accompaniment?

My sister recently alerted me to this song, which is apparently a thing.

Comics Alliance has a spiffy take on the old chestnut, "Guys, some Pokemon 'dex entries are really freakin' upsetting."

By the way, is it me or did Scythemantis' piece "Pokeymanz Pokeydex" (nightmare fuel warning) prepare us for the Tympole line?

Flickr user Kerrytoons has a gold mine of Saturday Morning Cartoon advertisements from years past. I may have to do a full post about them later.

And since it is seasonally appropriate, I give you the awful, the okay, and the amazing among movies based upon Irish mythology. I also have finally reviewed "The Peanut Butter Solution". I have a feeling this is the one review that’s going to get the most "holy s**t, THAT’s what it was called!!!"-es.

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Sketch of the Day!

My aunt and uncle's cats!

2.20.11 Sketchbook Page

Thursday, January 27, 2011

"Get in the Damn Ball Already" Progress Pictures!

Last weekend, I worked hard on a piece for a contest held at the Pokemon Daily group in DeviantArt. The rules were simply, "have your team of six Pokemon battle a Legendary in it's lair."

Now, I briefly considered making a Big Damn Painting of a Big Damn Epic Battle. Then I remembered that I tend to stink at battle scenes, especially if they involve more than two characters/figures (one-on-one fights are more dramatically interesting anyway).

But more importantly, I remembered what actual in-game encounters with Legendaries are really like...

1.1.11 Sketchbook Page

1.14.11 - "Get in The Damn Ball Already!" sketches

So I whipped up the sketches you see here. With an end-of-the-month deadline, a big painting was out of the question, but I didn't really want to do yet another digital painting either. Watercolor felt right. I just didn't want this piece to look "too neat", it wouldn't fit the tone I was going for.



Get In The Damn Ball Already by ~babbletrish on deviantART ---- Feederwatch Thursday! Downy Woodpecker 1 White-breasted Nuthatch 1 Carolina Wren 1 European Starling 16 Northern Cardinal 1 House Sparrow 15 ---- And speaking of Nuthatches, I added these cards to the Zazzle store just in time for Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

A Veritable Smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord of Links of Interest!

First off, thank you, everyone, for the outpouring of kind words and thoughts after the last post. It means an awful lot, you don't even know.

Tetrapod Zoology is five years old! Darren Naish's book, incidentally, is very good. I will warn you that it's basically a collection of older blog posts that, for the most part, were not archived online.

David Orr has a fantastic recap of Science Online 2011 at
Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs, with a focus on their discussion of the role of art in paleontology. And it reminds me that I have to say some stuff about Brian Engh's... different take on sauropods.

Speaking of prehistoric beasties, Mrs. T! Mrs. T! Mrs. T!!!

Also, the terrific Dinosaur Tracking has some musing on whether we'll ever see a fourth "Jurassic Park". It also gives us a reason to worry about "Terra Nova": "We have dinosaurs we know existed from the fossil record but you get to make up your own dinosaurs as well!" - Showrunner Brannon Braga (To which I say, No. No, you cannot. No, no, no, NO, NO, NO, GODDAMMITSOMUCH!!!)

I said in my review of "Harry Potter Reloaded" that the highlight of the whole movie, and perhaps the best moment in any "Harry Potter" movie thus far, was the animated sequence retelling "The Tale of the Three Brothers".
Alexis Liddell has shared his fabulous concept art for the sequence on his blog recently. It's something to see.

Comics Alliance and Topless Robot both reported on a brilliant short film entitled "Lazy Teenage Superheroes". Have a look here. Whole thing cost $300.00. Holy. Sh*t.

Fark.com linked to some article about animals in the Telegraph and while I read it, I spied this spectacular gallery of birds in mid-flight photographed by Roy Hancliff. Prepare to be inspired.

The delightfully named
Bogleech Blog (Blogleech?), run by the delightfully twisted Scythemantis has a recap of the recent episode of the delightful "Pokemon" Anime centering around a character who already has a very dedicated cult following: Yabukuron, the living trash bag. He also comments on some of the supposed English names for the Black/White critters. (I will believe them when I see an official release from Nintendo.)

Speaking of "Pokemon", Valigarmander has posted his truly epic chart of bizarre entries in the various Pokedexes throughout the game series. It begs the question, how are humans even alive with these things running around?

Bad Astronomy has a reaction to yet another epic science reporting failure that managed to slip past me (since nobody I know mentioned it, I suppose that's a good sign). In other news, Zaphod! NOOOO!!!

If you are somehow unaware of the wonder and magic that is Nedroid, these adorable 200+ Bad Comics Challenge posts are a great place to start. Read them here and here. I think I need to do the same challenge someday.

TouringPlans.com has a small collection of Disney news, mostly about the ongoing construction happening throughout Walt Disney World. Basically, it may not be worth it to go down there this spring. But this time next year... holy Iwerks!

The Audubon Society's blog has a criticism of the recent, and very strange, "Bears Love McDonalds" commercial.

And finally, Tracy J. Butler, of the awe-inspiring Lackadaisy Cats (seriously, I am in awe of her draftsmanship), has created a priceless tutorial/chart on facial expressions.

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Art of the Day!

I did this little watercolor study of aquatic plant life in October and never got around to uploading it. Thought a little taste of warmer weather might cheer us all up:


8.10 - Another look at the lake in autumn

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Back Injury Theater: "Alien 3" the "Assembly Cut"

First off, we've had a bit of a crisis at ArtEvolved, but it looks like it will have a happy ending. Glendon Mellow did a fine recap of Monday's events here, and if you are a Deviant Art member, you can still help us.

I also want to re-re-emphasize something in that link. On behalf of all illustrators, if you like our art and you want to use it then please don't be afraid to just ask us!

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With David Fincher in the news with "The Social Network" (aka, "Call it 'That Facebook Movie' One More Time and I Will Hit You as Hard as I Can"), and me needing an excuse to finally show some love to the "Alien" film series, I decided it was high time to revisit Fincher's first feature-length film. It was time to see what the altered cut of "Alien 3" (available on the excellent "Quadrilogy" set and -yes!- for rental through Netflix) was all about.


Shamelessly copy-pasted from IMDB: "In December, 2003, the 'ALIEN QUADRILOGY' boxset was released with a newly created cut of 'Alien 3' entitled 'the assembly cut.' It attempts to reconstruct David Fincher's workprint (which the studio balked at), but goes one step further and adds color correction and remixed 5.1 sound. Several scenes, however, suffer from poor on-set audio quality (mostly due to the use of fog machines and steam which obscures on-set dialog). Optional subtitles transcript the dialog."

This is not a director's cut. Fincher considers this film to be his Old Shame, and did not participate in making the new version, although he approved of it. It's easy to understand why he has a hard time with this movie; if you were an "Alien" series fan in the early '90s, then you may recall that this film's production was... troubled.

The surprisingly frank bonus disk (also Netflixable) tells the long, strange story over nearly three hours worth of special features. To start with, there were several wildly different ideas for the film kicked around in the late '80s. Four of these made it to script form:

William Gibson's script is probably the most famous but is barely acknowledged in the special features here for some reason. It involved several ideas that would later show up in the fourth film (Xenomorph-human hybrids) and the comic (more fun with Hicks and Newt!)

Eric Red's script was the reason for the infamous "on Earth,
everyone can hear you scream" teaser. Way to go, Fox.

David "Pitch Black" Twohy wrote a version that introduced the concept of a prison planet...

And Vincent Ward's script turned the prison into a monastery (these ideas would be rather bashed together in the final film). The DVD spends a lot of time with this version, possibly because it has the most surviving pre-production material. This version would have been extremely surreal, with horrifying nightmare sequences.

Turns out the theatrical cut of "Alien 3" began filming with no script at all; just all these half-formed ideas hovering around. The result was a movie that -even the cast and crew admit this on the DVD- isn't very likable.

Fincher is not to blame, however. I can tell when a director has been assigned a movie that has been in development hell for years and years, because the director will usually be, like, "F*** it". (As an example, I have a hard time blaming Tim Burton for "Planet of the Apes".) In this case, however, since there was no script and vast galloping herds of executives ready to meddle, it looks more like David Fincher was, like, "F*** you, Fox."


"Well, that was all very interesting, Trish, but what is the 'Assembly Cut' like?"

You should know that I've never seen the theatrical cut of this movie all the way through -- but I have seen enough of it (it's probably on FX right now). I could tell right away that the Assembly Cut was practically a completely different movie. Without spoilers, the opening sequence is very different, the closing sequence is slightly different, and there is a
lot more character development. Heck, even the Alien itself becomes a more interesting character in this cut.

Though that brings us to special effects. Perhaps it is simply because it is, for all intents, the work print, but the animation simply does not hold up. However, I learned through the special features that the Alien here is not a CGI character at all ("Jurassic Park" was still a year away); it's actually a small puppet animated in a manner somewhat similar to Phil Tippett's Go-Motion creatures. In that respect, it could be considered the last of it's kind.

I should mention, for David Fincher fans who have not seen this film yet, that it is very, very dark even for him. Really, from the studio logo on, this movie is like the cure for joy. There is almost no humor at all in it and -- well, you may have heard that it has a sad ending...

However, it is a fascinating film to watch whether you are a curious Fincher fan or an "Alien" series fan who was disappointed in the theatrical cut. Just leave your pet ox out of the room when you watch it; your dog can stay though.

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Ye Art of Ye Day! So much text! Here is a very elaborate digital painting to make up for it.

Soul Silver team

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Cute Animal Triptych

Traditionally, a Triptych is a painting or panel in three parts, often forming an alter-like shape. Sometimes, as in this case, it simply means three similar paintings with a shared theme or design element made at the same time.

Which is to say, I had three small canvases, didn't know what to do with them, and decided they should have cute little animals on them.

Cute Animal Triptych in progress

For an extra challenge, I decided to do each of these as a speed-painting. They might not be the prettiest things, but I like them.

Here's the former-Jackalope-now-Rabbit:

Cute Animal Triptych Bunny

Here's the baby Mammoth (here's hoping he's not too cutesy for the Art Evolved Elephant gallery -- I don't know if I have time to work on anything else for it):

Cute Animal Triptych Baby Mammoth

And here's a little guy you may recognize from last week:

Cute Animal Triptych Incisivosaurus!

All together now: Awwwwww...

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Sketch of the Day!
I think I may have to make the top half of this page pretty later:

9.27.10 Sketchbook Page

Friday, October 15, 2010

And so now this blog is approximately a year and a half (and change) old.

I started with a self-imposed challenge to post at least two posts a week for the first three years. I am over the hump in achieving that goal, so go me.

I can't think of any better way to mark this occasion than doing a "Best Of" list, so for everyone who has wanted to do an archive binge, here are my favorites in chronological order:

2/6/09 - Jumping on the Worst Cartoons Ever Bandwagon (With a 2/9/09 follow-up, a 3/6/09 follow-up, and a 4/15/09 follow-up. In case you're wondering, this is, oddly enough, where I got the hang of blogging.)

2/23/09 - Comparing the Animal Anatomy for Artists Books

4/17/09 - Some Thoughts on "3-effin'-D" And it would be the first of many posts on this trend...

5/4/09 - Let's Read The New Dinosaurs! One of the most popular posts and one of my favorite-favorites.

6/1/09 - The Chronological Animated Disney Canon

7/27/09 - Highly Dubious and/or Forgotten 80's Toys When this was on my old Geocities page, it got totally ignored. Having been reposted here, it's one of the most commented-upon blogs and prompted this follow-up.

8/20/09 - The RadioBoston.com Banner Ad Archive

9/17/09 - The "Happy Feet" Review! I stand by it. Also notable because it includes an early teaser of my illustration for Worlds Beyond.

10/2/09 - Let's Read After Man! Inevitable after The New Dinosaurs, but still wicked fun.

10/14/09 - Maurice Sendak Essays

11/6/09 - Time Has Not Been Kind to Ranger Rick The post with the MOST comments! I am as happy to see that there's so much nostalgia for the Alton Langford era of Ranger Rick as I am frustrated that I cannot find any more issues from that time.

12/7/10 - Six Books by Chris Van Allsburg I got a lot of mileage out of recycling my Grad school essays, didn't I?

3/4/10 - The Magic of Disney Animation at Disney/MGM Part of a whole series of Walt Disney World themed posts, but I like this one best.

3/22/10 - The Making of the April IF-X Cover (with a bonus "Ponyo" review) and The Making of the Belgrade Draggin' Masters Logo

4/27/10 - The Old Painting in the Basement (with a bonus "My Kid Could Paint That" review and a follow-up here.)

5/11/10 - Ways "Lost" Could End as Predicted by Animé (If only just to gloat that I totally called it with the third one. Sort of.)

5/20/10 - Behold the Brontosaurus! The first in a long run of retro paleoart posts.

7/29/10 - Don Bluth Month! Gosh, this was fun.

9/6/10 - The Making of my Worlds Beyond Illustration

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Announcement: Oh... my...

"In honor of the 10th anniversary of Pokémon Gold and Silver, Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver owners will be able to obtain Mew over their Wi-Fi connection using the Mystery Gift option. From October 15 to October 30, logging into the service will score players a level five Mew stored inside a Cherish Ball with a Premier Ribbon. As long as they have less than three Wonder Cards in their game, Mew will be theirs!"

I am not going to lie. I am going to use that little pink kitty every day.

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Painting of the Day!

I spent so much of this post bragging about how I've done two good posts per week at least. And it drives me crazy that this pattern might break next week as I am going to be super-busy this weekend and have no idea when I will be able to sit down for some quality time with my laptop before Monday. The irony here is that this is going to bother me far, far more than it bothers you, dear reader.

So until whenever the next post comes, here is an acrylic painting of an Incisivosaurus:

Cute Animal Triptych Incisivosaurus!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

In which Trish tries to avoid "Pokemon Black/White" spoilers and Fails. Spectacularly.

"Soul Silver" team as of 9.25.10

So for those of you who dislike "Pokémon" and/or have no interest in it, this is going to be a long-ass post.

For the rest of us, I like Pokémon, you like Pokémon, the fifth generation games are confidently expected to arrive in America sometime this coming late winter/early spring. They are already out in Japan, so, naturally, there are now several small craters where the Pokémon-centric areas of the internet once stood. This is because some fans could not wait a few months and imported copies of "Pokémon Black/White" to play. We're not going to make fun of them, however, (a) because that kind of peculiar glass-houses-and-stones nerd behavior is reprehensible and (b) because these crazy obsessed fans have been nice enough to dole out game information for the rest of us.

Since Nintendo is being a big meanie about screenshots and other graphics, sadly I will not be posting pictures. But here are some of the more intriguing spoilers:

The Plot is NOT "Vision of Escapoké" or whatever.
There was a hilarious-in-hindsight rumor that popped up a few weeks before the game was released that "Black/White" was going to be the "Darker and Edgier" Pokémon game that a vocal chunk of the fandom has desired for years. (For some damn reason, some fans want a "mature" version of "Pokémon". Which is a game series in which a ten year old child is put in charge of beings with phenomenal elemental powers. And where this one guy wanted to reboot the entire universe and got banished to the realm of a cosmic horror dragon thing as punishment.) The plot was said to involve a character that was "a half-Angel", or a cross between a human and a Pokémon, or something else that's terribly... well, the word that's coming to my mind is "fanfiction-y". Seems this isn't the case, thank Arceus.

The Plot is, However, Marginally Different in "Black" and "White".
Somewhat similar to "Ruby/Sapphire", the Not-Team-Rocket you battle depends on the game. In "Black", it's smelly hippies. In "White", it's corrupt corporate executives. There is also a unique area in each game; Back has a city and White has a forest. Furthermore, certain characters will only appear in one game or the other. The identity of the final gym leader, for example, depends on what game you play. I doubt the plot will be all that different in practice, really.

There is an Online Area Called the "Dream World", and in it, it is Possible to Find Pokémon with Alternate Abilities.
This is the most interesting because we know so little about it. The reason is that the Dream World servers have been down for weeks after the release of "Black/White". Yes, the "Dream World" finally takes "Pokémon" out of the Nintendo and onto the Internet. About the only thing I know about it is that you are able to find Pokémon with different Abilities.
(Aside: This is about where I wonder if anyone not familiar with the games got this far.)
Some of these new abilities have the potential to make certain older Pokémon completely broken. Vulpix, for example, gets Drought. Yes, Groudon's Drought, the permanent Sunny Day weather effect. And little Polywag gets the permanent Rainy Day effect Drizzle, which used to be exclusive to Kyogre. Daaaaaamn...

We Finally Have a Maniraptor Pokémon.
OK, so Aaken and Aakeosu are Microraptors, which leaves the pre-teen kid in me a little disappointed. And it boggles the mind that it took five generations. But still, honest-to-goodness 'raptor Pokémon!
Other Pokémon include an electric unicorn, a giant psychic amoeba, a fiery Daruma doll, a cross between a bison and Mr. T, a big badass eagle, a hydra, and a dark/fighting Markie Mark.

My Theory About Mijumaru has Been Jossed.
But at least it was Jossed in the craziest way possible. The little water starter whose character design was criticized as the dumbest thing ever turns into a water unicorn thing with an amazing mustache.
Zubat, Geodude, and Tentacool are Not Appearing in this Game.
Their roles will be taken by three entirely new Pokémon, which is a first. And, in my mind, huge.
That said, I am under good authority that we will be cursing whoever thought of the Electric/Flying squirrel...


Three-on-three battles.
You knew it was coming, I knew it was coming, and here it is.

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Sketch of the Day!

I couldn't resist the pun, but who could?
"Save the Tits!"

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

But before we get psyched about Comicon, here is a loose end that must be tied up.

Hey, Spewey* I think I heard somebody drop off a package in the porch. Would you be a deer of an Oviraptor and retrieve it please?
* - Yes, Spewey. Seemed apropos for an animal fingered for eating some other animal's eggs (it's a damn shame Oviraptor eggs look just like Protoceratops eggs. Except that they have little Oviraptors inside.) In case you don't get the reference, read this.

(Angry clucking...)

!!!

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(Series of elaborate clucks and tailfeather-shaking that roughly translates to "Hell and Yes.")
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Sketch O'Dedae! Yes, the team has changed a bit since I made this, but I'm going to paint an update when I'm finished with the story:
Soul Silver Team (as of 3.22.2010)

Friday, March 12, 2010

WTF "Mickey's 60'th Birthday" Special?

But first, an important announcement: Now, we are Thirty-Two. Once again, I refuse to act mature.

A long, long time ago, I posted a YouTube video of a Disney special from my childhood that I had only the vaguest of vague memories of. This special was meant to commemorate Mickey Mouse's 60'th birthday (I wonder exactly what they counted as his birthday; probably -and inaccurately- the "Steamboat Willy" premier.) I posted the link, but I didn't ever find the time to watch the whole thing. Well, some time before I headed to Disney World, I decided to watch a few old Disney specials to get myself primed for the Disney Magic (TM, patents on Childhood Wonder and Whimsical Nostalgia pending). "Mickey's 60'th" was among them.

Ho-lee Swiss Cheese.

Here's the special, for those who missed it the first time:



OK. Some thoughts:

1) Have you ever seen such cheap, off-model animation used on Mickey and his pals? You'd think, for his birthday and everything, that Disney wouldn't have skimped on the budget.

2) Poor Roger Rabbit. Once the breakout star and worthy of co-starring in Mickey's birthday special, now they act like he never existed. (His niche has basically been overtaken by Stitch.)

3) Who in the world is that dude in the mirror and what has he done with Yen-Sid?

4) I had completely forgotten that "Family Ties" had a Cousin Oliver/Scrappy-Doo equivalent.

5) Nice little tribute to the very cool "Mouse Mania" short.

6) The "Cheers" scene is surreal.

7) Part Nine has no audio. Then again, it's a great opportunity to mentally dub in "The Happy Workers" from the "Toys" soundtrack.

8) I love how nobody believes that the anthropomorphic cartoon mouse who introduces himself as Mickey Mouse IS Mickey Mouse. I know that's part of the spell, but how many anthropomorphic cartoon mice can there be running around?

9) DONALD SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO SEE MICKEY!!! WHOEVER DECIDED OTHERWISE MUST PAY!

10) Another kind soul has uploaded "Totally Minnie". My afternoon is now booked.
(Not much to say about that special except that it is probably the 80's-est thing you will ever see and that Minne singing with Elton John is adorable.)

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This is a nifty website that was brought to my attention recently by the "On Animation" blog. "WIP" is a gallery of short Flash slideshows that show the progress of various illustrators' artwork. It's very cool to watch.

Also of note is this well-written Fanboy.com post about the recent Nick Simmons cluster... um... fudge.

Also also of note is this wonderful "test drive' of several different brands of pencils (sort of in the same style as my old Moleskine review).

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Feederwatch Thursday
Rock Pigeon 2
Downy Woodpecker 2
Black-capped Chickadee 2
Tufted Titmouse 2
White-breasted Nuthatch 1
Northern Cardinal 2
House Sparrow 15

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Sketch Finished Piece of the Day!

With all the speculation over the fifth generation of "Pokemon", allow me to share a few predictions:

2.24.10 Gen 5 Eevees!