Showing posts with label Theme Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Theme Park. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Splashing, Thundering Space Yetis - Let's Kill/Refurb/Marry the Disney Mountains!



I became a Walt Disney World Mountain Master during a particularly crazy trip a few years back.  We were staying in Bay Lake Tower, Space Mountain was taunting me, and Everest was looming over the horizon.  I had to ride all four Mountains in the one trip.

So, I'm a pretty good authority on the WDW Mountains.  (Disclaimer: No I am not.  I only really love one of them and two of them were "One and done" for me.)

Kill... No, more like, My Old Back and I Can't Enjoy This Ride so it is Dead to Me - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

I'm with those dear old ladies in the Unofficial Guide who rate this as a 9,000 on a "scary scale of 10".

Refurb - Expedition Everest

I have never experienced this ride as anything but Disco Yeti Time, and I know it'd be impossible to fix without tearing huge swathes of the ride apart, but really...

Marry - Splash Mountain

Hell yeah.  Every time I can ride this is a great time.

Go here for more opinions on this matter.  Here are your upcoming topics and dates for the rest of the year:
2015 Food & Wine Foods, October 14
Live Entertainment at Disney Parks, November 11
Holiday Touches at Disney Parks, December 9
Best Disney Breakfast Spot, January 13

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Sketch of the Day!

"Final Fantasy 2" Sketch Montage

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Grab Your Mickey Bar and Hop Into Stormalong Bay, it's the Kill, Refurb, Marry Catchup!



What?  I totally posted this in time instead of being too overwhelmed to write anything longer than a Tweet.  The publication date says so! XD

Resort Pools

Kill - Bay Lake Tower Pool

This one was tough because I don't really dislike any of the resort pools.  So this one gets the cut only because it lacks a certain imagination: it is a beautiful pool (especially at night) but it's pretty much just a pool.  M'eh.

Refurb - Water Country

Not officially a resort pool - yet- but there's that old persistent rumor that *someday* it'll be cut off from the lake, filled with water that isn't infested with waking Cronenburgian nightmare parasites, rebuilt, and made into Fort Wilderness' swimming area.  To which I say, do it already; it's just sitting there!

Marry - Stormalong Bay

I mean, duh.

Remember that bit in the Unofficial Guide where they asked young kids what their favorite part of their Disney vacation was and over half of them answered swimming in the pool?  I was one of those kids and this awesome place was the reason.  To this day I'll still take it over both water parks.

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Frozen Treats (That Are Not Dole Whips/Citrus Swirls)

Kill - Pina Co-Lava

I'm not a big frozen treat person, to be honest.  So here, as with the pools, I'm judging this based on how unimaginative it is.  That, and the strawberry red ice floating in the white pineapple ice just looks gross.

Refurb Reinstate - The Original Mickey Bar

As seen in the beginning of this awesomely animated commercial that I can't find in better quality:



I still like the Nestle Mickey bars but they ain't got nothin' on the old Good Humor bars. There is a chance my memory is faulty and they never actually sold any of the Mickey's Parade bars in the parks but whatever.

Marry - World Showcase Treats

Someday, someday my cousins and I will finally do our Snacks Around the World adventure.  In the meantime, here's to Gelato, Kakigori, and the small paradise on Earth known as L'Artisan des Glaces.

Next Time - Walt Disney World Mountains!  Head to Mouse on the Mind for more entries in this series.

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Sketch of the Day!

You know what I've never been able to find in World Showcase, though? Sea Salt Ice Cream.

"Kingdom Hearts 2" Sketch Montage

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Escape From the 90's: "Bebe's Kids" (1992)

As I have said many many times before in this marathon (at this point, more like a sprint that turned into a marathon that is now a leisurely stroll) of unusual and diverse animated feature films from random and/or unlikely studios in the 1990's, several interesting films that I wanted to revisit were not yet available through either Netflix, On-Demand, or Other Easily Accessible Means.  And looking at the films that were in the "Saved" queue about a week ago, I would have said with some confidence that there's not a chance that any of these films would ever appear in My List or in my DVD queue.

Well, one of the movies that I never expected to be available just became so very recently.  So there is some infinitesimally small hope for the others.  In the meantime, we have here 1992's "Bebe's Kids" to watch and review.  And believe me, of all the random 90's animated films I have seen during this project, I can say without a moment's hesitation that from the opening credits to the very end, this one is by far the most 90's.

One could make a really good argument that it is the also most random.  I wasn't able to find much information about this movie online, so I do not have the complete story that I desperately wish I had of how it came to be.  But the story I could piece together goes a little something like this: "Bebe's Kids" is based on the titular story on a comedy album by the comedian Robin Harris, who had developed a cult following in the early 90's.  He became good friends with the Hudlin brothers who wrote the "House Party" movies (he had a scene-stealing role in the first movie), and Reginald Hudlin wanted to make a live-action film adaptation of the "Bebe's Kids" story starring Harris.  Tragically, Robin Harris died very suddenly before this plan could come to fruition.  Reginald decided to make the film anyway.  But he decided, for reasons that are unclear, to make it as an animated feature with Hyperion Studios.  Yes, the folks who produced another incredibly unlikely animated feature film, "The Brave Little Toaster".  (They are also evidently responsible for another spectacularly unlikely film based on the work of a comedian whose stories did not quite translate well to animation, but we will get to that one when and if the opportunity ever presents itself; consider this a teaser for now.)

The resulting film, seen today, is a very strange thing indeed.  It is, as I said up top, the most 90's.  I mean that.  That's not entirely a bad thing, though; the movie has a very fun hip-hop/R&B soundtrack.  While the animation isn't as polished as it was in "Brave Little Toaster" (a lot of it was farmed out to other studios), the character designs, while not always appealing, are at least unique.  I especially loved the design of the Robin Harris character (here voiced wonderfully by Faizon Love).  While this may have been completely by accident, it's refreshing that the characters' expressions are allowed to be really exaggerated and extreme; there were moments that reminded me of the current and wonderful "Steven Universe" series.  Overall, this movie feels a lot like a very early episode of "The Simpsons", back when it was a lot stranger and more visually unusual.

And I mean this for good and for ill because this was also back when "The Simpsons" was a great deal more random and hadn't really found it's groove yet.  "Bebe's Kids" started out as a long story and the film still has that feel.  It isn't so much a coherent movie as it is a recount of bunch of events that happened.

It is also, and this was my biggest problem with the movie, trapped in an uncomfortable spot where nobody working on the movie seemed to know whether they were making a movie for kids or adults.  It's kind of fascinating to see, because nearly every mainstream animated feature made today is directed at a target audience of "everyone", like the entire family.  Sometimes, this means genuinely good writing and engaging characters and visuals, sometimes it means fart jokes for the kids and references to old movies for the parents.  Here, we basically have two completely different movies awkwardly mashed together.  One of them is for adults and centers on adult characters and concerns, in this case making a huge personal sacrifice in order to impress somebody you really like.  Watching as an adult, I was more engaged with this subplot.

The other movie is very definitely for the kids and involves the kid characters running amok in an amusement park and fighting adult authority-types, because as you may recall, "kids vs. adults" was a Thing back in the 1990's.  They are specifically fighting amusement park security.  And robots for... some... reason?  That entire sequence honestly is a much bigger Big-Lipped Alligator Moment than even the trope namer, since there is absolutely nothing done to set up a world where robots would put a kid on trial and, worse, the kids learn jack squat from the incident and continue to act as a force of destruction.  The whole thing is exhausting, to the point where the scene near the end where, after we have seen the kids reduce the amusement park to a smoldering crater for the past fifty minutes, we're asked to feel sorry for them feels... unearned to say the least.  If you really do not like bratty child characters, you are not going to last very long during this movie.

Other than that, I can't say I have a strong opinion one way or the other about "Bebe's Kids".  It's different, at least.  It's also important in being the first significant work from director Bruce W. Smith, and supposedly his series "The Proud Family" (a show I probably should have paid more attention to than I did when it was running, since during my research it turns out to have been much stranger and more interesting than the bland Disney Channel promotions suggested) ties into this film.

For more in this series, click this link or the "Random 90's Animation Month" tag below.

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Sketch of the Day! I say this every other year or so, but the new "Pokemon" game is SOOOOO good.

10.31.13 - Meet Pikablu and Glamdring!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

WDW 2011 - Animal Kingdom Thoughts (and massive photo/sketch dump)

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Gorgeous place that it is, Disney's Animal Kingdom is almost fourteen years old and it's still very unclear what direction Disney wanted to take the park in. To illustrate what I mean, here are two T-shirt designs sold within three feet of each-other in one of the park's gift shops:

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So there's this side of Animal Kingdom, which I strongly approve of.

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But there is also this side. In case the image is unclear, this is basically a group portrait of Disney film characters who correspond somewhat to the live animals in the park. What's worse is that they are seemingly the first ones they pulled out of a hat at that. Really, Bre'r Bear, Lady Cluck, Dumbo, and Dragon!Madame Mimm? And seeing King Leonidas (from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" although the other one would be a hell of a lot more interesting) next to Simba is just...

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One would hope that Disney would eventually "get" what brings most fans of this park back: the animals, darn it! The name of the park is not Disney's Thrill Ride Kingdom after all. What you're seeing here in this photo, besides the Ankole and Elands, is a possible sign that Disney finally has a clue as to what their animal park can do. That's an observation deck for the Wild Africa Trek, a new tour that takes you up close and personal with the animals in Kilimanjaro Safari. You have to pay quite a lot extra for it... but you *also* ride in a vehicle that will actually stop so you can take photos. Earth to Disney: please give us more Animal Kingdom attractions like this.

Herewith, the good side of animal kingdom, as seen through my camera and sketches. These are sights I wouldn't give up for all the puppet fish and audio-animatronic Yetis in the world.

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Obligatory pink Flamingos!

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Although honestly, I more readily associate white Ibises with Florida. I love how they strut around the Disney parks like they own the place.

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Macaws in flight, as they should be. And an awesome Eagle Owl.

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And a Crowned Crane. Truly the bird show Flights of Wonder is better than most people expect.

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A very handsome Mandarin Duck. This is a good example of it being one thing to see a painting of an animal with unusual features in an encyclopedia or something, and quite another to see it in person.

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Which brings us to this lovely Victoria Crowned Dove, sitting proudly in her nest right as we walked into the amazing Maharaja Jungle Trek aviary.

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I don't know why, but I have a great affinity for Spoonbills.

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And Okapi! I should really say that I have a great affinity for animals most people have never heard of.

And, of course, the obligatory amusing sign:

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Here come sketches! Click for big:

3.7.11 - Disney's Animal Kingdom sketches 3.7.11 - Disney's Animal Kingdom sketches 3.7.11 - Disney's Animal Kingdom sketches 3.7.11 - Disney's Animal Kingdom sketches

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For a bit of levity, Awkward Family Photos just dug up the single most amazing photo they have ever found or will ever find. It is... tenuously related to Disney's Animal Kingdom. Nothing can prepare you for it.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Walt Disney World Trip Report part 4: Odds and Ends

Home stretch everyone. Just in time too, as it's already time to start thinking of Boston Comic-con this weekend!
Random Disney Things 2010!
This was the very first water park and it too has a strange history. It doesn't look like it'll ever be reopened. I only really have one memory of this place and it was of me and other kids being yelled at to get off the rocks. Meanies; we only wanted to be Ariel for a minute or two.
Random Disney Things 2010!
Man, remember when you had to hunt high and low for "Nightmare Before Christmas" memorabilia? Back when "Nightmare" first arrived in theaters, Disney had the damndest time figuring out how to sell it. It was actually originally released under their Touchstone banner. Toys were produced very briefly and quickly disappeared from Disney Store shelves. Now they're marketing it to hell and back. All this stuff and not a single tree ornament.
Random Disney Things 2010!
This photograph nicely encapsulates why we all hate Dinoland. You can be a serious place where there's a walk-through garden with realistic dinosaur sculptures and a very respectful attitude. Or you can be a wacky place with goofy dinosaurs and the kinds of cheesy carnival things you'd see at the Yarmouth Clam Festival. You really shouldn't try to be both at the same damn time.
Random Disney Things 2010!
One of the things I was most looking forward to this trip was the aforementioned EPCOT Flower and Garden Festival. EPCOT often has lovely gardens anyway, but they pull out all the stops during the Festival. You like character topiaries? Then you have to visit Disney World in the spring.
This is just a small sample of how amazing the place looks during the Festival. Tinkerbell's Fairy friend here is giving visitors a "21 Butterfly Salute" (um... yeah.) You can also see a hot air balloon that Tinkerbell built so that she could fly all over Neverland. (Don't ask why she needs a balloon when she's a Fairy who secretes magical dust that allows anything to fly -- oh, wait, they retconned that. Dammit, Disney, that's the worst Weaksauce Weakness since Green Lantern and the color yellow.)
Anyway, this is all in front of Tinkerbell and Friends' Butterfly Garden, where you can see all kinds of insect-friendly flowers...
...and occasional further proof that Disney still isn't used to dealing with the unpredictable whims of non-robot animals. (Linking picture just to be safe. Butterflies mating may not be safe for work... I can't decide whether it'd be weirder if it is or if it isn't safe for work.)
Random Disney Things 2010!
Don't you love it when life imitates "The Simpsons"?
Random Disney Things 2010!
And finally, the Pin Lanyard!!! I think the six-legged Mary Blair Mural sheep is my favorite (though it isn't as rare as I'd expected it would have been).
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Sketch of the day! How about some Spoonbills?
3.9.10 Sketchbook Page

Friday, April 2, 2010

Walt Disney World Trip Report part 3: The Remains of Old Attractions

So, did everyone have a fun April Fool's Annual Day The Internet Is Useless?
By far, the most interesting parts of our trip to Disney World were the parts where we went to see attractions that had been closed down for some reason or other. In one case, the attraction's building was at least still in use. In the other... well, you'll see.
Random Disney Things 2010! Hey, I remember this place...
Many EPCOT fans around my age lament the closing of the Wonders of Life Pavilion. Heaven on Earth for a biology geek like myself, the building opened in 1989 and focused on health and fitness on one hand and anatomy and physiology on the other. It contained three major attractions, including a multimedia show directed by Kirk Wise and Gary Trousdale and the (at the time) most state-of-the-art motion simulator ride in the World. Walt Dated World, naturally, has many photographs of the building, attractions, and signage.
Normally, you cannot enter the Wonders of Life building as it has been shut down for almost five years now, hoping for a new sponsor. The building, thankfully, is still in use on very rare occasions. I noticed on EPCOT's special guide map for the Flower and Garden Festival that Wonders would be open under the name "Garden Town". It's only open on certain days, but I had to see it.
Random Disney Things 2010!
As you can see, the layout of the original building is mostly still intact, except that the murals along the rim of the dome have been painted over and most of the signage is gone -- but not all of it. The building was *just* similar enough to what I remembered that it was a little sad to explore it. I had some interesting conversations with the cast members working inside, that's for sure.
Random Disney Things 2010!
By far, the funniest was trying to convince the people who didn't remember this pavilion that this theater used to hold a film about the making of... something else. Rather, some-ONE else. Yes, there was an attraction in Walt Disney World where they discussed human reproduction. Still to be answered: Is the middle of an already overstimulating Disney World vacation
really the best time to have this subject brought up, maybe for the very first time for some kids?
Now when we booked our trip, we got a little booklet of vouchers for various little fun things (as if there isn't enough to do in the theme parks already). The most interesting was the discount on a boat rental. We took a boat out onto Bay Lake and took a cruise around for a different perspective. And then we saw this island:
Random Disney Things 2010!
Pretty isn't it? Very lush and wild; not something you'd expect just a few minutes from Cinderella castle. It took us a minute to realize that what we were looking at was Discovery Island.
Random Disney Things 2010!
Another little slice of Heaven for the nature nut, this little island was a cult favorite for many guests. Walt Dated World recounts the strange history of the Island. For us, it was just plain wild to see what happened to this abandoned Disney attraction.
People, this is the real life Jurassic Park. (OK, Jurassic Park as depicted in the terrible sequels, but the point still stands.) Everything built by humans has been overtaken by the plants and the island is now ruled by dinosaurs (really). I didn't have any clear photographs of the various birds that have taken over the Island, but I did detect some smug smiles on the Black Vultures Condors...
Here's a sketch:
3.8.10 Sketchbook Page
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Bonus: Here are some old photos I scanned in a long time ago. And I'm willing to bet they're from Discovery Island in it's heyday. Click for... bigger, but still blurry.
Old Photo Blowout: Discovery Island? Old Photo Blowout: Florida Eagle Old Photo Blowout: Emo Emu? Old Photo Blowout: Falls Old Photo Blowout: More falls Old Photo Blowout: Yet more falls

And just recently, a photographer has posted on his blog about his adventure sneaking onto the Island late at night. The resulting photographs are like one part "Jurassic Park", two parts "Lost". Amazing!

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I found out -I literally just found out through a random website run by an exhibitor- that Anime Boston is happening... today (and, well, the rest of this weekend.) I don't think I can skip Easter to attend this event, but I figured I should give my readers a head's up. Also, attendees, don't take your nerd rage out on random people from New Hampshire, OK?
By the way, last weekend had PAX East (I didn't even realize and, frankly, that seemed more up my ally than this weekend's con), the FIRST Robotics competition, and the Flower Show; next weekend is Boston Comicon. There are going to be some exhausted nerds in the northeast. I'd never expect all these events to run all at the same time.
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Hey remember when I said that the promotional photo of the guy playing Aang in the not-exactly-hotly-anticipated live-action "Avatar" movie was everything anyone would ever have to say about film adaptations of animated series conveniently summed up by one picture? Yeah. I now have an even *better* promotional picture that will handily sum up everything
anyone would ever have to say about film adaptations of animated series. Here it is. I will warn you, I am linking it instead of embedding it because it at worst will make your eyes bleed and at best will make you just... just not care anymore. (Plus, it is bound to scare some children.)
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It's Easter Weekend! Celebrate with a three-part review of a thematically appropriate movie trilogy at The Realm!
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Feederwatch Friday!
Admit it, you're going to miss this.
Sharp-shinned Hawk 1
Downy Woodpecker 1
Blue Jay 1
American Crow 1
American Robin 1
Song Sparrow 2
House Sparrow 11

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Walt Disney World Trip Report part 2: Magic Kingdom pre-Princesses

Best thing about going on an exciting trip for a week is that you come home with a week's worth of blog posts. :)
Random Disney Things 2010!
Now in case you have not heard, some very interesting things have been happening in the world of central Florida theme parks. It is, to put it lightly, a damn good time to be a fan of theme parks. When they compete with each other, we win, as each park will try to design more awesome attractions than what their competitor has lined up.
Which brings us to the mayhem that is unfolding as we speak. If you were watching the Winter Olympics, you certainly saw this commercial maybe eighty times:

Now, we didn't go to Universal this trip (the ad says that the park will be "coming this spring" but according to a recent press release, "Spring" = "The middle of June" -- and I feel bad not warning my fellow airplane passengers of this), but I have seen Hogwarts Castle from the road, rising in the air like a giant middle finger right in Mickey's face.
Now, here's the fun part. At the D23 Expo (a huge convention for Disney fans; it's surprising that there was never anything like that before), Mickey essentially countered with this bigger, and even ruder gesture in Universal's face:

So as I visited Magic Kingdom this time, I was on the lookout for (a) evidence of construction and (b) things that might not be there next time we go.
Random Disney Things 2010!
Construction in the Magic Kingdom must be interesting to work on. They need to work on a project without destroying the illusion of being in a magical land. They probably work mostly at night. They hide their progress well; you wouldn't know that Cinderella Castle was being worked on unless you looked very hard.
Random Disney Things 2010!
The construction here in Fantasyland is a little easier to make out. This view will be radically different in a few years.
Random Disney Things 2010!
Now so far the biggest point of contention in Disney message boards, regarding the Magic Kingdom expansion, is that there isn't anything new for boys what will become of Toontown? The history of this little "land" has been... interesting to say the least. A full rundown can be found over at the lovely Walt Dated World. I very distinctly remember riding the train into this new "land". And I do have vague memories of the first version of the stage show described on the site.
Random Disney Things 2010! What will happen to Toontown?
Now Toontown is basically a place for people to meet the Disney characters in a predictable spot. It's niche is gradually being overtaken by the old Emporium building right when you enter Main Street. (This building was the site of one of our best serendipitous moments. I went in hoping to see a different animated mural -- this one does exist and shows off all the significant moments in Disney history -- and wound up meeting all manner of Disney characters. It was raining, so the Magic Kingdom was practically empty, and we got lots of attention. So I can't ever not say that I was hugged by a bunch of people in furry suits on my B-day.
Random Disney Things 2010!
Tellingly, we saw no characters at all in Toontown. So, instead, here is a photo of me in Minnie's house. Note the Notorious Birthday Button.
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Sketch of the Day! Now, in all my journeys to WDW, I have never ever tried a Dole Whip. This time, I went well out of my way to rectify this glaring oversight.
3.8.10 Sketchbook Page
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I was listening to Episode 24 of the very nice Sci-Fi Saturday Night podcast and was delighted to hear them give a shout-out to the Comicbook Artists Guild (they were actually giving away some art we had donated during the October Boston Comicon as a contest prize. Still, very cool.)
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I feel incredibly bad for all the animation fans in New Hampshire.
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I also watched "
$9.99" and... well, about fifteen minutes in, I had to ask myself what will henceforth be known as the "Only Yesterday" Question: Would I have watched this entire movie if it were live-action? It is, essentially, one of those "just a bunch of things that happened" movies -- but it's all stop-motion animation. I can't even say whether I liked it or if I can recommend it. I will say this: it is weird in ways you would not expect a stop-motion existential film about just a bunch of stuff that happens to be... if that makes any sense.