Showing posts with label Vintage Disney Special. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vintage Disney Special. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

"Life is a Kumquat!" - Let's watch the Grand Opening of Walt Disney World!

You didn't think I'd head down to the 50'th Anniversary Celebration of Walt Disney World without sharing a vintage Disney Parks special did you?  Well strap in, because what better special to watch for the anniversary of Walt Disney World than the Grand Opening of Walt Disney World?

I love this.  It's not as insane as the Tenth Anniversary special (what could be?) but it is very close.  That running subplot about the campers is extremely special.  So is the catchy song about how, if you think you do not have to visit WDW because you've been to Disneyland, you are very wrong, because WDW has MORE!!!  We get extended looks at the Country Bears and the Hall of Presidents, and rare footage of the Mickey Mouse Review.  Arthur Fiedler conducts a huge marching band, Bob Hope gives a weird speech, Glen Campbell sings existential songs in the woods, and Julie Andrews sings and watches a good chunk of the Animated Canon!  All this and the amazing Vault Disney bumper!

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Art of the Day!

It's still Faebruary, so here's a portrait of the best Disney Fairy.

2.10.18 - Merryweather

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

"Positive Attitude Reflects Todays Youth" - Let's Watch "The Party In Concert"

Goodness, I can't wait to experience (vicariously, through Disney Blog People who can actually afford this thing) the Galactic Starcruiser Interactive Experience can you?  In the meantime, let's travel back to the early days of Disney Hollywood Studios, especially for those of you who were longing for a weird vintage Disney special the past few weeks.

The audio quality on this one is kind of bad but it's pretty fascinating.  This is "The Party In Concert" from 1990, and early-90's Disney Channel doesn't get much more pure than this.  (Like, look at the schedule for the rest of the evening right at the beginning of the video.  Late-night Disney Channel was basically uncharted space back then, and you could tune in and see anything.  Classic movies, a documentary, a concert, maybe even an actual vintage Disney thing, or a combination of two or more of these!)

I'm not even sure if the special itself is as interesting as The Party itself as an entity.  The Party (and yes, it does stand for "Positive Attitude Reflects Today's Youth, and that's maybe the funniest aspect of the whole thing) was composed of five particularly popular and talented teenagers with Disney sanctioned attitude plucked from the ranks of the 90's Mickey Mouse Club: Albert Fields, Tiffini Hale, Chase Hampton, Damon Pampolina, and future Pearl voice actress Deedee Magno.  They were pitched to us kids as our new favorite band ever and promoted as such, starring in specials and on a regular segment on the Mickey Mouse Club and recording a cover of a Rubinoos song (one which would be the center of a small controversy later) which was the style at the time.

Now even at the time, I thought, "Clearly Disney saw how popular New Kids On The Block were so they made their own pop group.  I am sorry for The Party, but I am already too much of a fan of NKOTB!  And by 'a fan' I mean, given my as-yet-undiagnosed Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, 'I start vibrating through several formes and dimensions with an intensity that could shatter glass when I see that one Magic Can commercial.'  Anyway.  I am not falling for this."

Now as an adult, I wondered if that really was The Party's origin story.  Surely there's more to it?  Well, not really.  Disney really did see how insanely lucrative NKOTB were, so they reverse-engineered their own even more wholesome group (and later created an even squeakier clean, no reckless use of the word "Hell" version of them with the MMC group).  They lasted into 1993, releasing a final album ominously, wonderfully titled "The Party Is Over", and reunited a few years ago.  Last I checked, they're scheduled to perform for Walt Disney World's 50'th Anniversary at Disney Springs.

So that's The Party.  A weird Disney moment from the weird 90's.  More dinosaurs and/or animation next week, I promise.

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Art!  A beautiful fellow who visits the Cornell Panama Fruit Feeder sometimes.  Lizards really are the best live models:

3.24.21 - Basilisk Studies

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

The '90s Were Our '70s. Let's Watch "Witching You Were Here"!

The earlier Disney Parks specials have a certain "'70s-ness".  This special, however, celebrating the 25'th anniversary of Walt Disney World, has what I can only describe as a '90s-ness.

And also a '70s-ness.  See, I remember reading somewhere that you'd never be able to write a truly accurate depiction of life during the '70s without including the rampant '50s nostalgia.  Guess what rampant nostalgia '90s kids were bombarded with?

And so, we have a Disney Park special that whisks two little boys from 1971 through time to land in 1996.  Yup, it's bonkers.  It's more fun than "The Dream is Alive" at least; we actually get to see Walt Disney World for one thing.



Highlights to watch out for include the infamous Castle Cake, a deeply troubling walk-around Quasimodo costume, a God-damn "Really 700 Years Old" gag in a Disney special?!? 😨, and -of course- a mime!  Because it isn't a truly baffling vintage Disney Parks special without mimes.

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Art of the Day!

So, I've been thinking about the "Kingdom Hearts 3" trailer a lot, and I think my very favorite part is when this happens:

2.10 - So, That "Kingdom Hearts 3" Trailer...

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

"Ah, man, I heard about this thing..." - Let's watch "The Dream is Alive"!

I reiterate: I like to watch vintage Disney Park specials before heading down to The World.  I like to see what's changed, what's stayed the same, and what I missed out on that I honestly wouldn't believe actually happened unless they were documented on film for posterity.

"Walt Disney World's 20'th Anniversary: The Dream is Alive" does not preserve much of the latter (save for a brief glimpse of a Pleasure Island marquee).  In fact, this Disney Park Anniversary Special contains almost NO footage of Walt Disney World at all.  What it gives us instead is Michael Eisner -a LOT of Michael Eisner- struggling to be as charismatic as possible.

Whew, they really don't make them like this anymore.  Look for Eddie Murphy's expression at about the seven minute mark, because I had a similar one watching this.



Side note: Me having to pause and rub my temples at the sight of Michael Eisner's credit in "Bojack Horseman" is the new me having to pause and rub my temples at the sight of Seth MacFarlane's credit in "Cosmos". 

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Art of the Day!

Speaking of Especially Weird Disney Things, we recently got a look at "Kingdom Hearts 3" and...

Oh no...

Oh nooooo...

2.10 - So, That "Kingdom Hearts 3" Trailer...

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

A Salute To All Nations, But Mostly America - Let's Watch "Walt Disney World's 15'th Birthday Celebration"!

I am going to celebrate a big momentous birthday in Walt Disney World!  And I really like to watch vintage Disney Park specials before heading down to The World.  I like to see what's changed, what's stayed the same, and what I missed out on.

And this time, I've found some really weird ones.  First up, we have a special celebrating what, in my opinion, was the most awesome Disney Parks anniversary of all, the fifteenth anniversary of Walt Disney World.  I think this might have even been one of my family's first trips.  Every fifteen minutes, someone entering the park would win a prize, and the decorations were terrific. 

This special doesn't focus on that at all.  Instead, we get half of the Golden Girls, a really strange tour of World Showcase, a reminder of how 3/4ths of the Monkees were everywhere in the 80's, a seemingly endless patriotic production narrated by Charlton Heston, and previews of upcoming attractions, including something about a "studio tour"...

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

"We wish that we didn't have to leave / this wonderful world of make-believe!" Let's Watch 25 Years of Disney Television!

We've watched a lot of Disney television specials together here at the Blog.  Every time, I think I've finally found the weirdest one they ever made.  And boy do I love being proven wrong, as is the case with this 1978 special celebrating 25 Years of Disney on Television.




Now, I will never waver from my position that "Kraft Celebrates Twenty Years of Walt Disney World" is The "Star Wars Holiday Special" Of Disney, but boy does this special do everything it can to make it hard.  First of all, it's cut down from a nearly two-hour special that ran over two weekends.  That explains some of the jarring editing, but I honestly don't know if more context would help.  The whole thing is '70's variety show Hell, but I must direct special attention to that courtroom scene and the scene where we're suddenly in "Mad Monster Party?"

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Art of the Day!

Have a little Mary Blair study why not?

2.12.16 - Mary Blair Study

Friday, December 4, 2015

The 25 Weird Days of Christmas Day 4: Disney's Christmas Fantasy on Ice!

WHERE HAS THIS SPECIAL BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?



The teenager in me is hyperventilating right now, so here are adult-me's notes:

* - This is from 1992 and has the very a rare version of the Wonderful World of Disney opening.  Trigger Warning for the cereal scene in "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" (though note at least we are not alone).
* - Eisner on Rollerblades...
* - I believe I must recommend the outstanding "30 for 30" episode about Skategate, "The Price of Gold" (available on Netflix Instant), as it'd be hard to explain here.
* - That Dopey mask...
* - "Oh, here's a fun ride; a BENCH!"
* - I want to see fangirls fawning over *this* Jack Frost.
* -  Did you know that Olympic champion ice skaters are the guardians of portions of a magical snowflake and are essentially Ice-type Pokemon?  Well they are, apparently.
* - Roger Rabbit!
* - I can't believe Disney is using their special holiday event to shove their most popular recent movie down our throats you guys.
* - I am a sucker for figure skating and pretty much everything else in this special.

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Art of the Day:

Have a cute snowman!

12.1.15 - Cute Snowman

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

The 25 Weird Days of Christmas Day 2: "The Magic of Christmas at Walt Disney World"

Some friends of mine are going to visit Walt Disney World during this holiday season and they asked me what unique things there are to do there.  I suppose I could show them my posts from my trip a few years ago -- or I could just show them this, which is from 1992 and probably still 100% accurate:



Seriously, if you're a Disney theme park history junkie like me, there's a lot to love in this special.  That special version of the Country Bears, man...

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Art of the Day

I'm smitten.

12.1.15 - Happy New Bear

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Let's Ask Walt Disney World Tourists in 1993 About Their Favorite Attractions!

Hailing from the same year (or thenabouts) as "Journey Into Magic", this video was a trip-planning instructional film put out by Disney and Delta.



There's a lot of great footage of then-new and currently-gone attractions (that shot of Horizons got me right in the feels). There are also some pretty candid interviews with guests and cast members.  And there's a great deal of regrettable 90's fashion.

Sidenote: Again, the more I see/hear about Adventurer's Club, the more deeply sad I am that I never got to experience it myself. Tell me it wasn't as fun as it looks. Look into my little face and lie.

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Sketch of the Day

Ni-No-Kuni Doodles

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

But the 90's Were Also Really Freakin' Weird - Let's Watch "Journey Into Magic"

Disney has done a lot of specials promoting their theme parks over the years. This one is certainly one of the most special... for a given definition of "special".



OK, there's a lot to unpack here.

The highlights are the extinct and just-new attractions of course.  Splash Mountain gets an especially strange segment, as does Pleasure Island.  But there's also a nice, long segment about the in-park animation studio, including the briefest teases of the then-upcoming "Lion King" and "Pocahontas".

There's also a couple of running segments that seem to go on forever about a boring family living out their wildest dreams via Disney Magic, a golfer trying to hit every hole on WDW property, and some dude trying to stay in every Disney resort because why not?  The whole special seems to be assuring parents that there's lots for adults to do in WDW circa 1993.

Sidenote: the more I see/hear about the Adventurer's Club, the more upset I am that I never got to experience it for myself. 

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Sketch of the Day!

Ni-No-Kuni Doodles

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

The 70's Were Really Freakin' Weird - Let's Watch "Welcome to the World"!

Before I head down to Walt Disney World with the family, I often like to watch old Disney World specials to see how much has changed. Often the most interesting ones are from before my time, not just because they show me parts of the park that didn't exist by the time I got there, but also (admittedly, mostly) because they have a certain very 70's-ness.

That is to say that everything about "Welcome to the World" is simultaneously terrible and amazing.



Some highlights:

* - Look for the Fort Wilderness train, the Bob-Around Boats, the early monorails, the rising stage in Tomorrowland, and weird, early versions of character costumes (those Ostriches...)

* - Those topiary dragons though...

* - Tommy.  Tune's.  Pants.  O_o

* - The guy I can only confidently identify as Orangehair Bieber McTightpants.

* - Drinking game: Drink whenever you're thinking, "Are they STILL singing?!"

* - The looks on the actual astronauts invited to the dedication of Space Mountain.

* - Wrong-Sounding Mickey.  Haunting.

* - The part where they actually ride Space Mountain.

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Sketch of the Day

Ni-No-Kuni Doodles

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Some Last-Minute Christmas Eve Thoughts on "The Small One"

It has only just occurred to me that (A) there's almost no holiday-themed content on the ol' Obligatory Art Blog this year and (B) I do not believe that I have yet shared one of my vaguest, strangest, and yet possibly most significant childhood memories that involves Christmas and animation.  Well, it's finally time to resolve that.

Every year for the five years I attended my elementary school, just before they let us out for winter break, us students were all herded down into the auditorium/cafeteria.  We all sat down cross-legged and watched an animated short film entitled "The Small One".  I don't even remember if it was shown on two television sets and VCRs working simultaneously or if they managed to have an actual film copy (if it was the latter case, then at least this yearly tradition would be easier to explain... kinda).  Every single student in the school had to participate in this odd, unexplained little ritual, so I grew up watching this odd relic of 70's-era Disney animation every single year for five years in a row.

My only concrete memories involve sitting uncomfortably in the cafetorium, going home with the "Clink Clink / Clank Clank / Get the money to the bank" song wedged in my head, and that one year (fifth grade I think) when the secretary who came on the loudspeaker accidentally identified the film as "The Little One" and every student in the room muttered the correct title immediately after her gaffe.

But I mostly remember being a "Land Before Time"-obsessed kid and noticing Bluth's credit in the opening titles for the first time.  Which blew my mind and then filled it with lots of questions I wouldn't learn the answers to for years and years.

As an adult, now I know that this strange little short that runs just under a half-hour was made in that very strange and tumultuous time period for Don Bluth, Walt Disney Animation, and Richard Rich (who was also involved in this short) during the late 70's and early 80's.  It was released around Christmas in 1978 (oh, holy night, it's just months younger than I am!) to accompany a theatrical re-release of "Pinocchio".  And it was basically a demonstration of what the current animation team at Disney could do.  Compared to, you know, freaking "Pinocchio".  No pressure.

It turns out that this would be the final film that Don Bluth would work on as a Disney animator.  I'm unsure if the same is true of Richard Rich (John Pomeroy was also involved and shares some tantalizing stories here.)  At any rate, watching the short now, it feels an awful lot more like one of their films than the films Disney was making at the time, even the ones that had the greatest influence from the two future directors.  Honestly, it's a showcase of both Bluth and Rich's worst and best impulses.  It's not as oppressively sad as Rich's "The Fox and the Hound" or "The Rescuers", but there is a noticeable pathos throughout.  The characters have a distinctly Bluthian look to them.  For me, the weirdest thing is that because I watched this movie over and over and over throughout my young life, it may have had the biggest influence on me back then; I was a Don Bluth fan before I understood who he was.   And I am very very happy to say that it holds up.

For more -err- Bluthiness, check out my Don Bluth Month series.

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Sketch of the Day!  Happy Holidays to all!



Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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I'm going to just post this thing that was lurking in my YouTube Queue without further comment.

Actually, I will give you fair warning that the sound quality is blargh.  I will also warn you that, no matter what your age, your brain is not prepared for this.  It can't be.  There's no way it could be.  Your brain might actually just sh*t itself at some point during this movie; like, your spinal column will be full of brain-poop by the end of this movie.

Okay, without further ado: The Disney Channel Circa 1990 Presents Shelly Duvall Presents the Most Random Collection of Celebrities Ever Assembled Starring in, "Mother Goose Rock-N-Rhyme"...



Yeah... this probably could have stayed in the nostalgia box...

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Sketch of the Day! Have a unicorn.

Blue Unicorn

Monday, December 24, 2012

"It's Mime Time." - "Christmas at Walt Disney World" (1978)

I had to save something special for Christmas Eve, and oh, I think I found us a doozie.  Last Christmas, I shared Progress City's upload of "Kraft Salutes the 10'th Anniversary of Walt Disney World", and dubbed it the "Star Wars Holiday Special" of Disney.

I may have spoke too soon. Take a look at this barrel of madness:



Young people, this is why us kids who were born in the end of the '70's are the way we are.  Couple of things that stood out to me:

* - So, who would win in a fight? The Clinkers or Chewbacca's family?

* - That vulture is totally thinking, "I ought to be soaring majestically over the Balkans and here I am serving as window dressing for a bunch of soft-rock weenies."

* - Adult.  Babies. 😱
 
* - The Gepetto scene is actually kind of touching. Then it gets weird. And finally they cut to, yep, more mimes.

* - You know, to be fair, at least this special actually takes place inside the Magic Kingdom for the most part.

* - Villains singing "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen". Uh-huh.

* - The sing-along finale is nice but this is another one of those situations where I wonder what the real animals were thinking. (Aside from the obvious "Get me the eff out of here!")

* - OMG Shields can TALK!?!

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Festive Older Art of the Day! I can't speak for the people who made the special we just watched, but I promise I was high on nothing but Christmas spirit when I made this:

Christmas Fantasy

Merry Christmas to all! See you sometime in January when I'll post something about dinosaurs again maybe.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

"The Laughter and the Surprise!" - "A Disney Christmas Gift"

Who doesn't love weirdly-edited bits of Disney animated films and shorts centered around a loose theme? "A Disney Christmas Gift" dates back to 1983, and Disney Channel kids may remember the opening number from it's reuse in "A Disney Channel Christmas".



Is it just me or is the "Sword in the Stone" segment weird as hell? Also, Santa's laugh is oddly sinister in that last cartoon.

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Festive Older Art of the Day! Speaking of oddly sinister Santa Clauses...

12.24.10 Sketchbook Page

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The Insanity of the 1996 Walt Disney World Christmas Parade!

There's a part of me that thinks I ought to be doing a trip report or something more substantial like that, but I've been busy with decorating and other Christmassy things. So here's a weird Christmas and Disney related video instead:



I discovered this barrel of insanity some time before we left for our spur-of-the-moment Christmastime in Disney World Round Two trip. It has been argued that the current age of the Disney theme parks is the strangest ever but looking back at 1996, I don't know. Among the stuff I noticed:

* - Is it me or is this actually a document of Jerry Van Dyke gradually losing his mind?

* - I forgot how obnoxious the hype for the live-action remake of "101 Dalmatians" was back then.

* - How would you like to be on the same stage as that terrifying Broadway Lumiere costume?  How would you like to have to WEAR that terrifying Broadway Lumiere costume?

* - J.D. Roth's entire career seems to be floating from random hosting gig to random hosting gig.

* - "Remember the Magic!!!"

There are two major Weird Disney Things that are worth singling out here:

* - Okay, there was one interesting and different thing we did during this latest WDW trip, and that was staying in Saratoga Springs. It is a very very large and sprawling resort with many buildings spread out over a large area. I don't think we would have liked it nearly as much if we were in one of the more remote buildings (we were in Congress Park in a building overlooking the remains of Pleasure Island across the river and within about a twenty-minute walk to the main building.) But our room was huge as far as DVC studios go, the facilities in the resort were all very nice, and it was fun spotting the buildings like the old theater that betrayed the fact that this used to be the Disney Institute.

Generally speaking, if you are walking around in Walt Disney World and you see something very strange that has been there since the mid-80's through mid-90's, you can explain it with two words: Michael Eisner. The story with the Disney Institute is that supposedly Eisner went to a resort in upstate New York once that catered to older adults and during your whole stay there you took classes in various subjects. "I LOVED it," he said upon his return, "I LOVED spending the whole week in classrooms learning how to cook or arrange flowers or whatever! You know what, I WANT that! I WANT that in my park!"

And so the Disney Institute, a resort where you'd stay in and take classes all through your entire stay in Walt Disney World, was built. As you can see in the segment about it in the video, the concept didn't go over as well as Michael Eisner thought it would.

* - Castle. Cake.


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If you enjoyed this weird Christmas special from days gone by, I'm planning something big -and probably ill-advised- for next week. Until then, here's the Sketch of the Day with Santas galore!

12.3.12 - Santas Galore

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

"Aren’t you glad Aladdin told us about this?" - Let's Watch "Disneyland Paris: An Unforgettable Stay"!

This thing seems like an elaborate belated April Fool's Day joke - but it's not. I present it to you with apologies to Passport to Dreams Old and New, who found this, and Progress City, who already picked it apart mercilessly. If "Kraft Salutes the 10'th Anniversary of Walt Disney World" was the "Star Wars Holiday Special" of Disney, then this is assuredly "The Room" of Disney.



Mind you, this wasn't like the Disneyland Paris equivalent of Stacy/WDW Information Channel. This was a souvenir video people could buy in order to remember their trip. Or, rather, the very strange trip this one overdubbed family had, I guess.

Since this is a tad short, here's another Disney Theme Park thing that looks for all the world like an April Fool's Day joke. But there's no assurance from the article that it is. Still, really, Disney? Really?

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Sketch of the Day!

What with Donald being such a major character in this video, here is some more fanart of him. This one as you can see is much weirder and is partially inspired by Donald, mostly inspired by our old friend Dale Russel:

3.10.12 - Sketch for a sculpture of a hypothetical Dinosauroid

Thursday, December 8, 2011

What in the Everloving Blue-Eyed Hell WDW's 10'th Anniversary Special?

As I mentioned in the previous post, about a quarter of the very strangest moments from Everything Is Terrible's montage of weird Disney television specials came from the television special, "The (70's/New) Mouseketeers at (circa 1977) Walt Disney World!"

The remaining three quarters of the most bizarre moments came from a television special celebrating the tenth anniversary of Walt Disney World. Feeling curious, and rather disappointed that no such special was made for WDW's fortieth, I watched "Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's Tenth Anniversary", kindly uploaded by the good folks at
Progress City.

By the gods old and new, I didn't know I was about to watch the Disney equivalent of the "Star Wars Holiday Special"!



Okay. Let us ignore for the moment the elements of this special that are most obvious and that everyone who has watched it on YouTube has already pointed out and commented upon: the uncomfortable-as-heck-in-hindsight presence of Dana Plato, the surreal presence of Michael Keaton, the overall very 1981-ishness of the whole shebang, the fact that the action takes place inside the Magic Kingdom exactly
twice -TWICE!- in this special allegedly about the tenth anniversary of Walt Disney World, and the fact that nobody is wearing seatbelts in their backwards station wagon seats in the opening number. My favorite parts are:

* - Rick Shroeder's character, who is what people in the media thought us smart kids growing up in the early 80's with them newfangled video games and home computers and (horrors!) pocket calculators would actually behave like. My God, he'd be the type specimen Nerd Of The Time if only he wore big glasses and a pocket protector. Alas.

* - Crazy Auntie and the little boy she has... adopted? I would have assumed that, but there's a line about how Annyong (yeah, let's call him Annyong) misses his family after Crazy Auntie brought him to Fort Wilderness to get him to smile, so the conclusions I'm drawing are a little unsettling.

* - The assurance, from this special, that you will be greeted by Mickey Donald and Goofy (and Michael Keaton if he is available) the minute you approach the entrance to the Contemporary Resort.

* - The moment with the country band in Fort Wilderness where it appears as though Annyong ain't having none of this sh*t, and makes everyone time-travel with his mind.

* - The "Meaningful Talk" between Rick and his dad. Which is, in actuality, Rick being Emo at his dad and his dad singing a song
at him instead of listening. The song in question is, of course, about how parents should listen to their children.  Honestly, this part might be my favorite WTF moment in an hour of television full of them.

* - Shopping montage! Like you do! In Walt Disney World! Don't you wish you could say that this was the first early Walt Disney World special you saw this week that halted the action to watch all the wimminfolk go shopping? Me too.

* - The slow realization that all of the Magic Kingdom establishing shots look a little stock-footagey.

* - When we finally get into the Magic Kingdom, it's to hear Bo Duke sing a douchey song.

* - And the scene with Bo Duke immediately thereafter. Wow.

* - The endless, pointless dance flashback. Yeah, I was waiting for Bea Arthur to show up too.

* - Though now that I mention it, at least Michael Keaton is nice enough to fill the Harvey Korman niche.


* - The last segment. All of it. Everything about it. As you may have noticed it contains the one Disney song in the entire special.

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Sketch of the Day!

I hoped to bring this to finish for a contest over at DeviantArt. Ah well.

11.4.11 Sketchbook Page

There's a reason why I didn't have time to finish her though, and we'll get to that in the next series of posts, which will be ready to start next week (I hope).

Until then, the Onion AV Club TV Club has been knocking it out of the park with their Christmas Special Advent Calendar (their latest at the time of writing includes the phrase "Old Testament Santa", which is a thing of beauty given the context) and enjoy this amazing Comics Alliance review of a very strange Disney Christmas comic.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The 70's Mouseketeers in 70's Walt Disney World!

It's suddenly December! In the coming weeks, I will be recounting the Magical Christmas Adventure I had recently. But for this week, I'm wishing Walt Disney World a belated 40'th birthday.

A few months ago, I posted a montage of strange moments from Disney Theme Park television specials made by Everything Is Terrible. It turns out that about half of the most deeply strange moments came from a television special featuring the Mouseketeers visiting Walt Disney World (we'll get to the place where the other half came from in due time):



So first off, the 70's Mouseketeers! I knew about the fifties Mouseketeers obviously, mostly because of the reruns on the Disney Channel. And I knew about the 90's Mouseketeers since I was their target audience at the time. But up until very recently, I had no idea that there was a 70's Mickey Mouse Club. There doesn't seem to be all that much nostalgia for them online, so I don't even know.

But more importantly, I love how this special shows two important things about Disney World circa 1977: (a) how they advertised it and (b) what they had to offer back when they were still essentially starting out. In the days before Epcot, the Studios, and so forth, Disney had to establish that Walt Disney World was not just "Disneyland East". And so they promoted the truly unique things they had at the time like... Fort Wilderness Campground! The boats in Bay Lake/Seven Seas Lagoon! Tennis! Tennis?!? Tennis! And their one very small water park.

Speaking of, some highlights:

* River Country! This was the first water park in WDW and it set the tone for Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach, both of whom eventually swamped it. River Country was much smaller than those two subsequent water parks and felt more like part of nearby Fort Wilderness.

* We're in Disney World! Let's play pinball! Then we'll have a Shopping Montage!

* Every so often, critics will make a big noise about how characters on children's television, etc. act too acerbic and even hostile towards one-another. I am going to make a bold statement after watching this and say that what they are criticizing is not new.

* So at some point a little girl runs away (and somehow sneaks into the Magic Kingdom unnoticed?!), makes her way to the Cinderella fountain, takes a nap, and dreams about... Winnie the Pooh inventing a new style of Polka. What, you though she'd dream about her friends and how upset she is and how much she misses them?

* But more importantly, she dreams about the earlier version of the Winnie the Pooh costume. This thing is notorious for being a horrible walking design flaw (for a point of reference, see that honey pot? That's where the costumed cast member's head is), especially since if some little brat knocked you over, you were pretty much stuck there on the ground. Forever. Furthermore, that thing was bound to scare children.

* Epic Boat Chase!!! With a random stopover in Discovery Island.

* We don't get to see the other Mouseketeers reconcile with the little runaway girl. I guess cause they ran out of time.

And for an extra treat, here's a very, very strange promotional video dug up by the good folks at Progress City. On the one hand, I like how it highlights many 90's WDW things I miss. On the other hand...



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Sketch of the Day!

11.13.11 Sketchbook Page

I don't know either.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Never mind Irene, let's watch this Amazing Disney Special Montage and InnerTube TV!

But before we do that, I got the kind of comment I write this blog for which prompted a major, major update on the Ranger Rick article, so go read it and see.

Alright, back to the subject at hand. Everything Is Terrible, you're my hero.





So this is thirty late-70's through early-90's Walt Disney World specials in thirty minutes. I remember SO many of these from when I was a kid. It felt like Disney made two of these specials every year (I don't even think they still do the yearly Christmas parade special these days).

One of the specials is a whole hour-long production with random celebrity guests and musical numbers dedicated entirely to the opening of Splash Mountain. A whole television special for the opening of one ride! Hell, Disney can't even get that excited about the Fantasyland expansion project these days.

More thoughts:

* - Let me guess. Little potential future robotics engineer who could have invented something that changes the world for the better instead learns the Power of Disney Magic! (Spoiler: Not quite, but close.)

* - They didn't know what the heck they were doing with Pleasure Island even back then.

* - For the 15 year anniversary of Walt Disney World, a random prize was given out at the ticket gate every fifteen seconds. You could randomly get anything from a pin to a free hat to free park tickets to a free Thunderbird! Holy sh*t! Right now the best WDW prize you could hope for is to be locked in a small room inside Cinderella Castle all night for one night. I don't even know if they're doing anything special for their 40'th anniversary.

* - Never mind that now: Two generations of Mouseketeers! Say, aren't today's kids long overdue for a Mickey Mouse Club of their own?

* - Totally Minnie: here to compete with Barbie and Jem. Yup.

* - Jeez, that free-roaming robot is terrifying!

* - But not as much as the "Too Smart for Strangers" clip they sneaked in.


* - I wish I could get excited about anything as much as the "Fantasia" crocodiles get about pizza.

* - My God, the Gepetto song is chilling...

* - I could swear I saw that "Spirit of America" parade as a kid. Now I've got the song back in my head. Great.

* - Giant. Babies.


* - That vulture is so ashamed to be with Chicago Taio Cruise Pablo Cruise instead of soaring over the Serengeti.

* - Anyone know who the weird singing redheaded Justin Bieber lookalike and the really lanky guy who falls down the manhole are? (EDIT: Thanks Anonymous Commenter Person!)

Speaking of Weird Disney Things, I am so very happy to learn, right from the Mouse's mouth, that I didn't imagine this. Somewhere, Xzibit is shedding a single tear at it's beauty.

And then, on a totally different note that is too cool not to share, there's "InnerTube TV":



I had a fever dream on the morning I wrote this post. It wasn't nearly as awesome and random as "InnerTube TV". This was a very early and very weird pilot for what would eventually become "The Jim Henson Hour". Note the strange early versions of characters who'd be modified for "Hour". You can also spot characters in the house band who'd be modified and eventually show up in the equally all-but-forgotten Jim Henson production, "Faffner Hall". I like the incredibly catchy songs -- and the fact that Kermit is fully aware that this version of the show doesn't have a chance clicking with people.

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Sketch of the Day!

My new Sketchbook is huge...

8.9.11 - My New Sketchbook is a tad large.

The book (which I cannot wait to read) and Carnegie Collection Parasaurolophus are there for scale. It's a little tiny bit awkward carrying this size Sketchbook around, and it will fit no scanner there is, but I have been drawing more so that's good.

8.2.11 - Sketchbook Page

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