Showing posts with label Disney Channel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Disney Channel. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

"Life is a Kumquat!" - Let's watch the Grand Opening of Walt Disney World!

You didn't think I'd head down to the 50'th Anniversary Celebration of Walt Disney World without sharing a vintage Disney Parks special did you?  Well strap in, because what better special to watch for the anniversary of Walt Disney World than the Grand Opening of Walt Disney World?

I love this.  It's not as insane as the Tenth Anniversary special (what could be?) but it is very close.  That running subplot about the campers is extremely special.  So is the catchy song about how, if you think you do not have to visit WDW because you've been to Disneyland, you are very wrong, because WDW has MORE!!!  We get extended looks at the Country Bears and the Hall of Presidents, and rare footage of the Mickey Mouse Review.  Arthur Fiedler conducts a huge marching band, Bob Hope gives a weird speech, Glen Campbell sings existential songs in the woods, and Julie Andrews sings and watches a good chunk of the Animated Canon!  All this and the amazing Vault Disney bumper!

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Art of the Day!

It's still Faebruary, so here's a portrait of the best Disney Fairy.

2.10.18 - Merryweather

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

"We wish that we didn't have to leave / this wonderful world of make-believe!" Let's Watch 25 Years of Disney Television!

We've watched a lot of Disney television specials together here at the Blog.  Every time, I think I've finally found the weirdest one they ever made.  And boy do I love being proven wrong, as is the case with this 1978 special celebrating 25 Years of Disney on Television.




Now, I will never waver from my position that "Kraft Celebrates Twenty Years of Walt Disney World" is The "Star Wars Holiday Special" Of Disney, but boy does this special do everything it can to make it hard.  First of all, it's cut down from a nearly two-hour special that ran over two weekends.  That explains some of the jarring editing, but I honestly don't know if more context would help.  The whole thing is '70's variety show Hell, but I must direct special attention to that courtroom scene and the scene where we're suddenly in "Mad Monster Party?"

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Art of the Day!

Have a little Mary Blair study why not?

2.12.16 - Mary Blair Study

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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I'm going to just post this thing that was lurking in my YouTube Queue without further comment.

Actually, I will give you fair warning that the sound quality is blargh.  I will also warn you that, no matter what your age, your brain is not prepared for this.  It can't be.  There's no way it could be.  Your brain might actually just sh*t itself at some point during this movie; like, your spinal column will be full of brain-poop by the end of this movie.

Okay, without further ado: The Disney Channel Circa 1990 Presents Shelly Duvall Presents the Most Random Collection of Celebrities Ever Assembled Starring in, "Mother Goose Rock-N-Rhyme"...



Yeah... this probably could have stayed in the nostalgia box...

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Sketch of the Day! Have a unicorn.

Blue Unicorn

Saturday, December 22, 2012

"The Laughter and the Surprise!" - "A Disney Christmas Gift"

Who doesn't love weirdly-edited bits of Disney animated films and shorts centered around a loose theme? "A Disney Christmas Gift" dates back to 1983, and Disney Channel kids may remember the opening number from it's reuse in "A Disney Channel Christmas".



Is it just me or is the "Sword in the Stone" segment weird as hell? Also, Santa's laugh is oddly sinister in that last cartoon.

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Festive Older Art of the Day! Speaking of oddly sinister Santa Clauses...

12.24.10 Sketchbook Page

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Let's Watch "The Illusion of Life" and listen to the Animation Podcast!

During extremely busy times when I fear I have no time to write this blog it always makes me happy to stumble upon something that is well worth talking about and bringing to everyone's attention.

I'm sure we're all familiar with Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnston's seminal doorstopper on the art and history of Walt Disney studios, The Illusion of Life. What's not so well known is the 1981 television special of the same title. YouTube user YensidTun has kindly uploaded the whole special, and you can watch it as a playlist through this link. (Embedding disabled, but you'll want to watch this fullscreen anyway.)

Originally aired as part of "Walt Disney Presents", the special is hosted by Hayley Mills who was apparently originally meant to voice Princess Eilonwy (the premise of the special is that she is revisiting the Disney studio for the first time in years to see how the animation process has changed.) Yes, this is 1981 and "The Black Cauldron" is just getting started. There's no indication of the spectacular debacle the film's development would become, and make sure you keep an eye out in the very end of the show for some concept art that was entirely new to me (oh my God, Lyon could have been in the movie?! [Cries at What Could Have Been.])

With this in mind, "The Illusion of Life" makes a fantastic companion piece to a wonderful podcast that I just discovered and is sadly long dead but well worth listening to: the Animation Podcast. I'm not going to go too crazy here; just listen to the first three episodes (an interview with Andreas Deja). I guarantee you will be hooked.

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Sketch of the Day!

10.28.11 Sketchbook Page

Monday, February 14, 2011

Oh fooey, here's some Valentine's Day content.

Let us first acknowledge that St. Valentine's Day is the kind of holiday that must have MEANT something hundreds of years ago, but has been mutated into something that exists primarily to make card companies lots of money. And to make happy couples feel self-important, to make lonely and single people resentful and miserable, and to stress people who have a hard time finding just the right gifts right the heck out.

By the way, buy some cards for next year why not?

Valentine's Day specials used to be far more popular in the past and here we have one that is truly absurd. It needs a little introduction, though. Mostly, when I think of Valiumtime Day, I remember that was the day that this happy little fellow was kicked out of the nightclub that is my digestive system for being too disruptive and full of disease:

"Fun in the Backyard!" - Chapter the Fifth

Which is to say, if I may be Whiny Emo Art-Girl for a moment, that for me Valentine's Day is the day that a part of me died.

But that's also when I did the Chronological Disney Canon, and as I sat there enjoying the painkillers, I was able to recognize little bits of animation from movies I had never actually watched before. I knew that the Disney Channel liked to show clips of animated films at random times during the day. But they also liked to sync them up to popular songs, making music videos. They were probably the predecessor of the fan-made music video trend (of which this is the best, especially when coupled with it's sequel), and would probably be better known now if they weren't called... "Dtv".

An excellent sampler of "Dtv" videos, along with truncated versions of some odd shorts can be seen in this Valentine's Day special:



It's kind of long, so here are part two, part three, part four, part five, and part six.

Some highlights:

* - Never realized how strange that one short with Donald and his doppelganger is.
* - "Rock This Town" syncs up remarkably well with "All the Cats Join In".
* - I love the scene that out-of-nowhere introduces the Gummi Bears. Guess they had just premiered.
* - That scene from "Sword in the Stone" is quite the downer.
* - The "Heart of Rock-n-Roll" video is terrific, because this is much more typical of what "Dtv" was all about: "Let's see how many scenes of characters playing horns we can find, then just make a giant montage of them!"
* - That last bit (even though I kind of wish they'd stuck with "Once Upon a Wintertime"):

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Art of the Day!

This is old, but why not? The inspiration for the aforementioned Valentine's Day cards which your sweetie would totally adore!


"Fun In The Backyard!" - Episode 31

Friday, December 11, 2009

"From all of us, to all of you, a Weird Disney Thing Christmas...

And on this bright and joyful night, we're glad to have you with us!"
For a whole bunch of Disney Channel brats, such words heralded the arrival of the holiday season. "A Disney Channel Christmas" cobbled together a few old clip-show style episodes of "Wonderful World of Disney" with some new footage and the wondrous video editing technology of 1983. It includes some of the best scenes from a random cross-section of the Disney Animated Canon (just as an example, "Peter Pan" has the
least tenuous Christmas connection), as well as the gorgeous "Pluto's Christmas Tree" and the strange "Mickey's Good Deed". All this and a reminder of why Jiminy Cricket is still one of the best characters ever:


"Pluto's Christmas Tree might just be my favorite out of the bunch. Here's a look at that astonishing background art from Animation Backgrounds.
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Bonus: Wintery weirdness from the "Sing-Along-Songs" videos:


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Comicazi
's Bad-Ass Christmas Bazaar happens tomorrow in Davis Square. I'll be at my family Christmas party, but I participated last year and it was a great deal of fun. It's all-ages friendly, so stop by if you're in the area.

If Comicazi doesn't fill your arts-n-crafts fair needs, stop by the Massachusetts College of Art on Sunday and enjoy the Mass Market. It's the final day of MassArt's students' art sale too!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Weird Disney Things - Halloween Version!

The Pesky Squirrel!
Last year's Pesky Squirrel Pumpkin. Here's the pattern; it was a big hit with the neighborhood. I recommend a big pumpkin, a melon baller, and a vegetable peeler for effects.
Tomorrow night, the good little children shall be getting Snickers, KitKats, and M&Ms. Children who don't bother to wear costumes shall get Smarties. Mwahahahaha!!!
This year, I am also giving you some nightmare fuel. Click to read:
"Fun in the Backyard!" - Episode 39.1 "Fun in the Backyard!" - Episode 39.2 "Fun in the Backyard!" - Episode 39.3 "Fun in the Backyard!" - Episode 39.4 "Fun in the Backyard!" - Episode 39.5
Continuing the tradition of finding weird Disney things, how about some weird Disney Halloween-ish things?
Here's "The Skeleton Dance" from 1929 (NOTE: 20's era cartoons = creepytown) set to Taco's version of "Puttin' On the Ritz". I'd give you the original version with the original music, but I couldn't find it, and this AMV is pretty good and actually makes this song listenable:

I LOVE "Trick or Treat" from 1954! Donald Duck and June Foray as a nice witch both = Instant win. And dig the song's compellingly confusing lyrics ("Your little white house turns green!"):

And speaking of Donald Duck (my brother under the skin; we're both horror story sissies) here is a spooky cartoon from 1945 that is not only the eeriest Donald Duck cartoon, but one of the strangest Disney cartoons ever made (though not the weirdest*):

Now having just watched "Duck Pimples" again, I noticed that it's certainly stranger than I remember.
It is incredibly dark for Disney; you'd never expect this kind of unnerving surreality from them.
Everyone have a happy and safe Halloween!

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- "Duck Pimples" is simply darker than expected, and it might even freak you out if you watch it late at night. But the weirdest Disney cartoon, for those of you just joining this blog, is "Plutopia", the usual reaction to which is, "what the hell did I just watch?"
Shortly followed by, "I just watched a Mickey Mouse cartoon that started out completely normal, but ended shortly after Pluto was being overfed by a self-loathing, suicidal, sadomasochistic cat who constantly begs Pluto to bite him. And I cannot UNsee it."

Note: I can guarantee that by the time some of you read this, most of these old cartoons will have been taken down. Tell you what, Disney. If you want to keep people from watching your cartoons online, how about you f***ing air them on television once in a while?
I remember when Toon Disney first arrived and the people in charge of it had the balls to say, "We're BETTER than Cartoon Network! They just acquired the rights to the MGM and Warner Bros. libraries. But we have an almost 100 year old tradition behind us!"
Guess what's on Toon Disney tonight?
"Power Rangers" reruns.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Obligatory Halloween Content!

Well, first of all, raise a pint to Geocities. Somebody at FARK called this the end of the fun "oh, what the hell" era of the Internet. I don't know about that, but I will say that seeing this got me more emotional than I expected.
Jack McGlowyface, the traditionalist
It's the first Obligatory Holiday Content of the season! Yay!!!

I absolutely love this time of year. Since Halloween is fast approaching, I'd like to inaugurate the
Halloween Costume Count (and Inadvertent Pop-Culture Barometer) on this blog.
All you have to do is list what the kids in your neighborhood are dressed as this year. It's a lot of fun to see which costumes fluctuate in popularity and which kids are the most creative.
I have noticed that every year Princesses, as a group, are most popular among girls with no one character taking the top spot. Superheroes are most popular with boys with a different character being most popular each year, often depending on who's most visible in the public consciousness that year (I got a lot of Batmans last year for example).
Last year (checking my retired MySpace page again; I've been "rescuing" old posts from my retired websites), I had well over fifty kids Trick-Or-Treating over the course of two hours, peaking around 8:00. This is the time of year where I learn that my neighborhood is full of weirdos very creative people. I think the best costumes were a glowing Ariel and light-up Spider-Man (brother and sister; they might have been hand-made too), and a kid that went as "your mom".
As far as strange Trick-Or-Treaters, I once had an entire family of seven - including grandma - in creepy masks (it's funny how Halloween is such a Weirdness Censor; a masked family crashing into my porch and begging for candy at any other time of year would be... worrisome). I also had Wonder Woman and her dog (she was carrying her little terrier around as she traveled the neighborhood; I'm sure the dog loved this), and a "Red Sox Fan" -- a paper fan with socks pinned on.
Sugar Pumpkin "guts"
Now, this picture is from last year, but it illustrates an important issue that some of you may be facing this week: What to do with all those pumpkin seeds? Yes, all those seeds came out of this one little Sugar pumpkin (IMO, your best bet for simple carving). Some people like to roast and eat them, but I mix them in my bird seed. The local Cardinals go nuts for them, so they are worth saving.
Last year, I wasn't sure what to do with the "meat" (does that word really apply to a plant?) I've since found a recipe that, it it's good, I may share in a future post as it could work for Thanksgiving as well. If I don't mention this recipe, you may feel free to assume that it was either a failure or the meat wound up in the compost pile.
"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" airs tonight at 8:00PM. You may be aware that there was a book published a couple of years ago,
Schultz and Peanuts and that it caused a bit of a sensation in cartoon and comic fan circles. There's an excellent article about the book written by Bill Watterson, who manifested in our Dimension for the first time in many, many moons to weigh in on the controversy. Now, I couldn't help but think of all this the last time I watched "Great Pumpkin", "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving", "It's the Easter Beagle", and especially "A Charlie Brown Christmas". Apparently, many people were surprised at the book's revelation that Schultz was somewhat bitter and angsty, and that this was a huge surprise as there was no indication whatsoever of this in the happy-happy sunshine world of "Peanuts".

Don't get me wrong, I love the Peanuts specials and have nothing but deep admiration for the comics, but there's
no effing way these characters were born out of an optimistic, "people are wonderful" mind.
Anyway, this year "Great Pumpkin" is taking second-billing to something called "Monsters Vs. Aliens Vs. Evil Pumpkins", which I have seen approximately one-million commercials for compared to about three ads for "Great Pumpkin".

For your enjoyment, here is a link to "Disney's Halloween Treat" on YouTube. Disney Channel brats will remember this one. Dig the creepy low-budget 80's horror movie effects.
Note that part one starts with the notoriously nightmare inducing Evil Satanic Laser Mickey company logo. I'm warning my fellow born-in-the-late-70's people so they can fast-forward through the Nightmare Fuel. For older (or younger) people, just try to imagine having to get through
this in order to watch "Winnie the Pooh" or "Mary Poppins" or something.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

RadioBoston.com Banner Ads!

(Modified from a post originally posted at the old Realm of Mad-Ness on 7/16/02.)

Note: I'm not associated with any bands, musicians, or anything else mentioned here that I didn't invent myself, and the following isn't meant to be an endorsement or the opposite.

You're about to see some of the earliest graphic design work I have ever done. These advertisements originally ran on the front page of RadioBoston.com, a local online radio station from those wild early days of distributing free music over the internet.
I was in charge of creating banner ads to promote several different shows and bands. I never kept track of how many ads I made in all, but I know that this is just a small sample of the ads I liked best. In 2002.
You see, I basically had to rescue these from the RadioBoston servers in a hurry. I didn't really want to get into this (because, frankly, it depresses the hell out of me), but I won't forget the day we all learned that the radio station was being shut down. Those of you who went "oh no..." when I mentioned "those wild early days of distributing free music over the internet" can probably guess what happened. Long story short, our scrappy little online radio station was caught in the crossfire during the spectacular Napster debacle. More information can be found at the RadioBoston website itself, on a webpage that still makes me want to cry.
Ahem...
So here are all of the banner ads I was able to rescue. Remember, this was the first graphic design I had ever done, I was still getting used to Photoshop, and I was experimenting with animated gif files. All of these ads are gif files, and time tends not to be kind to gifs. I'm not going to post them in any particular order.
Comments are open, so if you were a fan of RadioBoston.com -- or one of the bands we played or a former "E.J." -- please share your memories.

In happier news, it looks like we finally can have nice things! (I am guardedly happy about this. I won't be leaping for joy until I actually have it in my hands.) Also, Disney has seen fit to release one of my favorite featurettes on DVD: "Donald in Mathmagic Land". This had previously been put on DVD as part of a limited edition collection, and it is a little pricey, but if you're either a fifth grade math teacher or a Disney Channel Brat who remembers having their mind blown by this short, it is definately worth a look. (Also, hilariously off-model cover art. It looks like poor Donald's head has become a perfect sphere and his right eye is about to collapse into a singularity.)
As of now, I have rescued everything worth rescuing from the old Geocities sites. Some of it will show up here; others are currently readable or scheduled at the New!Realm of Madness. Better yet, new reviews will be arriving at the Realm starting next week (and hopefully every other week at least until the end of the year.)
I may rescue some stuff from my old MySpace blog, but I'm definitely sticking with the Tuesday/Thursday schedule for the rest of the summer. If anyone told me I'd be nostalgic for the unseasonably cold rains back in June...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Disney Animated Canon: The Dark Age part one

#25: "The Aristocats"
Oh, dear. If this movie sets the tone for the films made in the decade and a half after Walt's death, then this is going to be a l-o-n-g chapter…
I probably should have taken it as a real bad sign rather than a stroke of incredible good luck that Netflix sent me this DVD on the date of it's release. *Every* other new movie I've rented has had at least a short wait. That tells me that *nobody* was clamoring for a special edition of this movie. I should mention that this is one of the few pre-2000 Disney movies I haven't seen yet. And now that I have…
"Sword in the Stone" was obviously cheap. "Aristocats" is downright half-assed. I've read that the movie actually started life as a made-for-TV movie and it shows. I commend my younger self for classifying this one as skippable.
"Everybody Wants to be a Cat" is an awesome song, though. It's a little less than an hour in, so you know.

#26: "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"
"Madness? This! Is! SOCCER!!!!!"
That's the funniest thing I can think of to say for this movie and even THEN it's crap.
As with "Aristocats", while this movie was played nearly every day on the Disney Channel, I managed to never sit down and watch the whole thing - or any of it at all, come to think of it. And once again, I should have trusted the wisdom of my younger self. With annoying characters, awful songs, and a five-minute animated sequence that's downright pointless, this one was terrible.
Look, it may appear as though I'm being harsh towards this particular Age of movies but watching them in order reminds me of the reputation Disney built up over the years. Even the compilation features of the 40's were wildly creative with the animators at the top of their game and willing to experiment. And keep this in mind: from my reading, I've learned that Walt Disney was just about a total control-freak. That's the condition those wildly creative sequences were made under. So to see the studio -without a control freak looking over their shoulders (sorry, Walt)- give up on trying new things and instead make a movie that's cheap or just outright bad isn't just disappointing, it's downright embarrassing.
And as proof that creative, inventive, daring animated films were still out there (and making Disney look stuffy by comparison), consider what the competition was up to in the 70's and early 80's: "The Point", "Fritz the Cat", "La Planete Sauvage", "Allegro Non Troppo", "The Mouse and his Child", Richard Williams' "Raggedy Anne and Andy", "Watership Down", "The Castle of Cagliostro", "The Last Unicorn", "Twice Upon a Time", "Rock and Rule", and (ahem) "The Secret of N.I.M.H."
Additionally, "Bedknobs" neatly emphasizes why I don't like musicals. Try to make it through the endless "Portobello Road" number and try to tell me my dislike of the genre (they sing and dance for fifteen minutes) is unfounded.

#27: "Robin Hood"
Baloo the Bear, performed by Phil Harris, was the most popular character in "The Jungle Book". The Disney people obviously thought so too; they had him come back and do damn near the same character in two other movies, "Aristocats" and this one.
Little John actually looks a lot like Baloo. As a matter of fact, they even recycle the animation of Baloo and kindly ask us to pretend not to notice.
Also, pretend you don't notice that they have also recycled other character designs from "The Jungle Book" as well as "Aristocats" and "Bedknobs and Broomsticks". Finally, ignore the animation reused over and over again during this movie as well as the animation that was blatantly rotoscoped (copied, to put it bluntly) off each of the aforementioned films, and "Snow White"(!!!), and "Sleeping Beauty", and "Cinderella".
Dear readers, you know that I am quite quiet about my private life, so it's highly unusual to give you such information as the following: on the morning I watched this film, I had a minor invasive medical procedure. I was pretty okay afterward, but for the rest of the day I couldn't eat anything but mushy foods and -more importantly- I was unable to drink alcohol. Which is to say, I very dearly wished I had been able to do so.
A "spot the shoddy things in this movie" drinking game would have made "Robin Hood" at least a tiny bit more tolerable. The "Phony King of England" number, where the recycling is extremely obvious, would have me under the table but oh well.
What we have here is the movie with the very dubious distinction of being the single cheapest theatrical animated Disney movie ever. If "Aristocats" was half-assed, this one is downright 1/75th-assed. The best thing I can say is that it really can't get worse than this.
I have to pick on one last thing, but it really says it all. Seeing Prince John go all annoying stereotype and cry for mommy while sucking his thumb isn’t even funny the first time. We get to see the routine ten times.

#28: "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"
So here, the Disney studio finally said, "screw everything, we'll do another compilation film." This is actually a film collecting a series of earlier "Winnie the Pooh" short films. The shorts date from 1966-1974. The first two shorts were made under Walt Disney's supervision - which means that this movie should get the hotly contested title of Walt Disney's last movie!
And you can tell the difference. This is downright refreshing. I don't even mind that it's not new material.
I always liked the last segment, "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too", the best. I know why now: Don Bluth and his crew obviously did all the animation on Rabbit in this segment. It's some of the funniest stuff they've ever done.
Anyone who, even after all the relentless marketing, can't sit down and go "Awww" at these "Pooh" shorts has a problem.

#29: "The Rescuers"
This movie's a bit of an odd duck. Don Bluth is listed as one of the heads of the production and, really, this feels a hell of a lot more like one of his solo movies than any Disney movie. It literally has each and every one of his favorite tropes covered: little animals, sad little children, little animals being the only friends of sad little children, weird plot twists, sad music, over-the-top cruel villains, sparkly thingies, hurt-comfort scenes, epic quests, glurge-heavy ballads, and big bulky crocodiles (wait…) Watching "The Rescuers", you can see where Bluth would hammer the dents out of these favorite plot elements; sometimes they'd work better, sometimes they wouldn't.
Bernard and Ms. Bianca are fun characters, but the movie spends surprisingly little time with them. Madame Medusa is really just Cruella DeVille, only twice as psychotic and not as memorable. Penny is the real star of the movie and, honestly, her ordeal is just way too dramatic. This is the most Emo Disney movie I've seen so far. I almost couldn't take it anymore around the time they start playing the song that goes "don't cry, little one, somebody out there loves you" over and over.
It probably won't surprise anyone when I say that I was always a bigger fan of the sequel. For one thing, it has aged much better. "Rescuers" is unbelievably seventies. The music just brings soft-focus album covers to mind and a great deal of the visuals consist of seagulls flying against sunsets, right off those same album covers. While this may be the best fully-animated original film the Dark Age has to offer, I don't really know what to say about it. It's worth noting that this is one of the last films overseen by any of the Nine Old Men. From here on, the Newbies would be in charge…


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Next Post, the N00Bs take over the studio, with mixed results. For more posts in this series, go here, or click the Chronological Disney Animated Canon tag below.

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Incidentally, we can stop worrying about the live-action "Akira". Turns out that this will be one ill-conceived and completely unnecessary live-action remake of an animated work that isn't going to happen; thank your higher power(s) of choice for that.

And mad props to Dawn Taylor for keeping a clear head about what will (unfortunately) probably go down as the Pixar Needs Women Debacle. As a prospective animator who happens to have a uterus, I am obliged to comment on this, aren't I? I will do this later.

As far as real sexism goes, thank you for totally alienating me and all the other women in the world who have ever expressed interest in attending a Comic-Con for reasons other than screaming at pretty men, LA Times. Enjoy this jaw-dropping feature that recently ran on their website. I now firmly believe that the "Twilight" saga and it's fandom are the single most damaging entity to ever affect female nerdery. Eff that face! (Seriously naughty language in that link.)

Phew, I gotta calm down. So, is it just me or does the poster for "The Time-Traveler's Wife" (a film based upon an excellent sci-fi novel that had successfully crossed over into the mainstream largely thanks to it's female fandom) look incredibly unimaginative?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Disney Animated Canon: Anthology Pictures part two

#11: "Make Mine Music!" This is the first Anthology movie where any pretenses of a coherent theme are completely tossed aside. It's literally just a bunch of shorts collected together into a feature-length package.
Fortunately, they are pretty good shorts. Once again, I remember "Peter and the Wolf", "Casey At The Bat", "The Whale Who Wanted to Sing At the Met" and a few other segments shown as individual shorts on the Disney Channel. The remaining shorts are every bit as good as the segments in "Fantasia", with experimental animation and dreamy imagery.

#12: "Fun And Fancy Free"
Jiminy Cricket introduces a pair of featurettes narrated by guest stars Dinah Shore and Edger Bergman. This framing device is only interesting because Jiminy is still one of the best characters ever, even when demoted to the role of M.C. Also, Bergman narrates both as himself and in-character as Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd. The two featurettes in question are so inconsistent in quality that I might as well consider them separate movies:
"Bongo" - The good news is that this segment showcases quite a lot of shameless self-parody. It's all too rare to see Disney taking their own pretentiousness down a few pegs. Other than that, there's nothing to recommend this bland, bland, bland "LOL, The Cute Little Animal's Way Out Of His Element" story (is anyone else sick to death of these?) Bonus points for the Warped Aesop: I commend my younger self for finding the "Bears Like To Say It With A Slap" number all wrong, even back then.
"Mickey And The Beanstalk" - But then… oh, but then! This segment is amazing! It's every bit as epic as any of the features, and it's everything a Mickey Mouse movie should be. Willy the Giant is another contender for best character ever.

#13: "So Dear To My Heart"

#14: "Melody Time"
Very similar in format to "Make Mine Music", and almost interchangeable with the older movie except that the title isn't so darn bizarre.
This time they aren't even kidding about this being a bunch of shorts stuck together in a feature-length format. It's more interesting to point out the little strange things at this point. I've overlooked Disney's emotional use of color, which is given a real workout here. I haven't emphasized enough how awesome Mary Blair's production design is. I call shenanigans on something in the "Johnny Appleseed" short; aside from plastic pink flamingos, being John Chapman's birthplace is one of the few things Leominster has going for it so don't take it away from them (the short implies he was born in Pittsburgh). I finally have to say it, since this is the third film in which they appear together, and dance together, and drink together, and so forth together: Donald + Jose Carioca = HoYay. And lastly, I know they have a well-justified anti-smoking agenda. But I love how, for Disney, Pecos Bill's cigarette is a no-no, but showing him shooting every darn thing that moves is a-okay.
Really, at this point, the most interesting thing about the Anthology Features is getting to see Ub Iwerk's name in the credits. Lord knows, there's got to be an interesting story there.

#15: "The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad"
Very similar to "Fun And Fancy Free" in that we have two shorter features narrated by special guest stars and connected by a flimsy story and yet another really strange title (bonus points for the bizarre "Ichabod! Ichabod!" theme song as well).
The fact that Basil Rathbone narrates "The Wind in the Willows" alone makes the segment fun. Other than that, it's just a strange, very pragmatic, and rather dull adaptation of the least interesting parts of the book. The characters and their physical designs are surprisingly unappealing too; I found it hard to root for anyone. I felt this way with "Bongo", and I feel it for this too: if this were a feature-length film, I'd have to consider it a flop. (Though you had to love "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" back in the day.)
There's a definite feeling of "Aw, let's just get this overwith" to Bing Crosby's narration of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow", which does not help the early parts of the film. Once again, it's a pragmatic and dull adaptation with weird, unlikable characters and a boring story…
Until they get to Ichabod Crane's harrowing ride home from the Halloween party. Then it rules! It's the gutsiest, scariest sequence in this entire group of movies, and it's a sign that the greatness would return soon…

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Next Post, the greatness returns with a sad girl who cleans with her animal friends. For more posts in this series, go here, or click the Chronological Disney Animated Canon tag below.

Monday, June 8, 2009

The Disney Animated Canon: Anthology Pictures, part one

#7: "Saludos Amigos" A decidedly odd film, this was really more of a travelogue intended to inspire solidarity between North and South America. It and the semi-sequel "The Three Caballeros" are actually often called "The Goodwill Films" by fans.
Ending just short of 42 minutes, this is almost impressively brief. It's a fun curiosity however. The "Aquarela do Brasil" is every bit as good as "Fantasia" (and I still have the song in my head) and we also get to see the wonderful production artwork of Mary Blair. Doing this project made me into a big fan of hers.
As with most of the Anthologies, fellow Disney Channel brats will recall the segments being shown as individual cartoons.

#8: "Victory Through Air Power" This was the strangest and most obscure movie I reviewed during this project.
Many Disney fans have never even heard of it. Those that do know about probably passed it over as the most dated of the Disney movies. Either that or they can't get past the idea of what amounts to an animated documentary.
I thought it was fascinating. It is indeed a documentary and the animation is used to illustrate various concepts (it will remind fellow early Disney Channel brats of those weird, sci-fi "Journey to Mars" specials shown on old episodes of "The Wonderful World of Disney"; as a matter of fact, I recognized scenes in this movie from those shows). Starting with a brief history of aviation, the documentary goes on to explain how crucial flight and geography were during World War Two.
This results in, really, the first straight-up action movie in western animation. I heartily recommend it to history buffs and (this is the Education Major in me) to high school students. You can find it in the "Walt Disney on the Front Lines" boxed set. The set also includes a number of Wartime cartoons. Certainly, Warner Bros. wartime cartoons are much better known, but the Disney ones are quite good as well. They tend to have a darker humor than Disney is usually known for.

#9: "The Three Caballeros" Or, "Donald's Wacky Peyote Trip!"
You cannot convince me that's not what's going on in the last twenty minutes or so.
In all seriousness, this is a cult hit and I can see why. It's probably the weirdest Disney movie of this era.
With these compilation films, you can tell that without such a silly little thing as a cohesive plot the animators got a chance to really cut loose. I just love the film's "Screw you, logic, we draw what we want!"
Furthermore, Donald is awesome. (Though I have to say, the Acapulco beach scene is fairly unsettling. It used to confuse the heck out of me as a little kid. What would Daisy say?)

#10: "Song of the South" Along with the other Loose Ends, gets it's own big, long essay.

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Next post, we'll finish the Anthology Features. For more posts in this series, go here, or click the Chronological Disney Animated Canon tag below.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Chronological Animated Disney Canon - The Golden Age part one

The reason why I'm not gushing about my trip last week yet is because I had the Disney Animated Films posts all set to go and it would be a total pain to shuffle their dates at this point. But the other reason is because I am sick as a dog. There were more sneezing, coughing people in the little room we waited in to leave the boat than there were during the entire trip, and I think I caught some horrible rare disease from one of them. Been coughing up a lung since Sunday night.
Speaking of, here is how I felt Sunday night, in all it's crappy MS Paint glory:
Yeah, this sucks. On to the Disney Movies!

The Very First Animated Disney Feature Film: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
I have to admit, I never particularly counted "Snow White" among my favorite Disney movies. And that is damn weird for me to say because, honestly, I have only sat down and watched the thing twice.
Some background is in order for readers still in their teens. Believe it or not, there was a time, not very long ago, when Disney was awful about releasing their animated films on home video. The long, weird story of Disney movies on home video/DVD release can be read on this Wikipedia page, but the short story is that throughout the early to mid-80's, you either watched the movies in the theater during their rare re-releases or not at all.
Gradually, Disney movies did make their way onto video but it was a long and rather nonsensical process. ("Pinocchio", which may be the greatest Disney animated film ever, was one of the first ones on video but the craptacular "The Sword In The Stone" was kept off shelves because it was one of the "untouchable seminal films upon which our legacy was based". Seriously.) In a situation rather similar to that of "E.T.", Disney originally teased that they would never release "Snow White" on home video. We Disney Channel brats had to settle for teasing tidbits dispersed throughout clip shows and such. The Dwarves' marching songs here, the Queen's transformation sequence there, "Whistle While You Work" over there and so on. That, more than anything, built the movie's reputation up in our minds.
Disney held out on their vow not to release "Snow White" onto video until 1994, and with my love of a good ironic ending to a story, I'm actually kind of glad the movie wasn't available on Netflix. I watched "Snow White" on one of the original videos published in '94.
On the whole, the movie is much, much better than I recall. There are a lot of things Disney would do better in future films, however. Snow White herself is one of the blandest heroines Disney ever devised. Her big scene comes when she stumbles into the Dwarves' bachelor pad and immediately starts playing Suzy Homemaker. Later, she addresses the dwarves like a teacher shepherding a rowdy Kindergarten class. She spends the last act of the movie asleep and I really didn't notice much.
But while Snowy is almost too ditzy to live, she's at least more interesting than the Prince. He doesn't even get a proper name! You can't call yourself a Disney fan if you don't transpose the lyrics of his one big number to: "One line! / I have but one line! / One line in this whole movie!!!"
Ah, but the Dwarves are wonderful. It's really quite impressive when you think about it; we have here seven fairly identical people but each one of them has a unique personality. There is a point about a half hour into the movie where they first arrive at their newly cleaned home and the pacing threatens to grind to a halt (one thing I noticed on this viewing is that, save for this one scene, the movie is almost an opera). But then, during this sequence, each of the Dwarves gets his own great, funny little character moment. It's wonderful.
Rounding out the cast, I have to admit the Wicked Queen owns the whole show. She's all resentment and intimidation. The first in a long line of great Disney movie villains, she sets the standard very high.
The special effects are amazing, especially when you realize that they must have taken months and months to do at the time. Overall, I'm glad that I gave this another look.

Film #2: "Pinocchio"
Sincere and scary, this is the best of the Golden Age. It could easily be the best Disney movie ever.
Doing the research for this project, and specifically the home video release history of these films, I was struck by a couple of revelatory things:
1) The first wave of animated Disney movies released on Home Video did not include any previews. In fact, they had no advertisements on them in any way, shape or form.
Repeat: Disney movies. Released for home viewing. With NO commercials. None.
Ten minutes of commercials of all imaginable kinds in front of "Pinocchio" later, that kind of trivia breaks my brain.
2) Pinocchio is only the second full-length feature Disney made, but it's never been treated as well as "Snow White". As a matter of fact, while Disney threatened to never release "Snow White" on video, "Pinocchio" was one of the first five or so features released!
This is especially weird to me because, let's face it, "Pinocchio" tops it's big sister in every way. The special effects are jaw-dropping. It's the most dramatic of the features (indeed, it's more tense than many live-action thrillers I have watched) and it pointedly does not avoid scaring the hell out of the audience. It's greatest achievement, from a storytelling standpoint, is understanding how kids really see the world.
And it is also very, very funny. People tend to forget that. Jiminy Cricket is just about the best character ever and everything he says is hilarious (his exchange with the Blue Fairy is wonderful and easily overlooked; you wonder how much of it was scripted).
This is early Disney at its peak.

Film # 3: "Fantasia"
Well, first things first. This movie is taken way too damn seriously, especially in the animation fandom. There. I said it. The thing centers largely around dancing animals for cryin' out loud!
"Fantasia" is the first really wildly inconsistent Golden Age Disney movie (it's long-delayed sequel is often panned as being inconsistent, which is just about the dumbest argument ever; inconsistency runs in the "Fantasia" family). Fortunately, it's also an anthology movie. As you'll see, Disney made several of these. Most of them centered around music in some way. It seems more fair to approach such features as several short films rather than one long and confusing movie. Therefore:
"Toccata and Fugue" - Trippy, man. Trippy.
"Nutcracker" - Very nice with excellent effects.
"Sorcerer's Apprentice" - Everyone's favorite. I like it too but it struck me, this time, how odd it looks in context as it's the only segment with a real plot!
"Rite of Spring" - Cool. You can tell the animators were testing their skills on realistic animals, probably as preparation for "Bambi". And it's very strange how influential this one sequence is (early Dinosaur artists copied Charles Knight; early Dinosaur film-makers copied this. Heck, what am I saying "early"? You can see echoes of this as recent as "Land Before Time"!)
"Pastoral" - I always hated this bit. Really, without the Beethoven, this has as much artistic merit as a particularly good episode of "My Little Pony".
"Dance of the Hours" - It's fun. There's some wonderful character animation here.
"Bald Mountain"/"Ave Maria" - Now here's an amazing sequence. It's also our second encounter with a show-stealing villain. As a matter of fact, I'm sure many people completely forget the "Ave Maria" finale (it is a nice sequence with one wonderful effect, but it's amazingly anticlimactic).
It's funny how "Fantasia" was never supposed to be released on video either. Once again, us Disney Channel brats only got to see disconnected bits and pieces here and there. Often, we had no clue that these were all from the same movie. I remember finally getting to see what all the fuss was about and being just a little disillusioned ("Wait, that whole bit with the dancing hippos is "Fantasia"?!) Topping this off, when "Fantasia" was finally released on video, it had no previews (which had become a trademark of Disney videos by then) and it's clamshell box was black. Serious. Business.
I like the movie better now.
Oh, and for the record, the "Fantasia"/Smashing Pumpkins trick really does work. Mostly because there isn't really a wrong way to do it.

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Next Post: "Dumbo" and "Bambi". For more posts in this series, go here, or click the Chronological Disney Animated Canon tag below.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

St. Patrick's Day -and- "Wait, what did she mean, 'Poor Deadpool'?"

Happy Stereotype Enforcement Day! I can't outdo Cap'n Wacky or The Worst Cartoons Ever, though I do have relevant reviews at Nessie's Realm here and here.

Now the points I was trying to make in that rambling, incoherent Watchmen post last week were simply these:

* - Reading is really, really important to me. The film adaptations of the books (not to mention other media) I love the most have, in the past, been disappointing at best and terrible at worst. Therefore, any new adaptation of something I love I will meet with apprehension.

* - By far, the worst adaptations are the ones that fail spectacularly in understanding what I loved about the original.

That last bit is important. It's the reason why I said, "Poor Deadpool" earlier.
It's because this is happening. (Lots of swearing but you can't blame him.)
Now, having never read any comics where Deadpool is involved, I'm not so emotionally invested. But I do know that he is a popular character, he's very funny, and he is the favorite character of a significant number of people. So, simple question: Why in the world would you even bother using a fan-favorite character if you're just going to change everything about him?

Monday, February 23, 2009

Comparing the Animal Anatomy for Artists Books, part 1

This is going to be long, a little overwhelming, and picture-heavy, so I'll cover it in multiple posts. I have to start with a sort of disclaimer. I am reviewing these books based upon how well (or not) they fit my needs. Your mileage may vary. Maybe you like drawing horses, dogs, and humans.
It should also be stated right now, in case you do not have any anatomy for artists books and are reading this to learn more about them before you build a library: humans, horses, and dogs are basically the holy trinity of Animal Anatomy for Artists books. Each and every AA4A book will have detailed skeleton and muscle studies of each. Occasionally you'll find a book with a section on cats, but it's very rare for these books to deviate. And you can pretty much forget about any detailed information on non-domestic animals.
Most importantly, by no means should you use these books by themselves. You should indeed build an art reference library. No one book is going to contain all the information you need. For example, AA4A books are generally very concerned with the internal structure of humans, dogs, and horses -- but they rarely get into how the animals look when moving. (And this, by the way, has always struck me as strange. How many drawings and paintings of figures just standing around have you seen?) Some of them never even show what the animals look like while alive; you only get the internal anatomy!



For motion, I recommend these three books. Hogarth's Dynamic Anatomy is a must-have, as is a book of Muybridge's famous photographs (there are better ones available, but this Dover edition is fine as just a reference). The Preston Blair book seems like an odd choice, however it will give you a huge advantage as an artist to know the basic principals of animation. Best of all, Blair includes diagrams based upon the Muybridge photographs, and he explains in a very friendly fashion the principals of motion and physics behind them.
If you're reading this blog, then you've got access to the Internet, and thus you've got access to loads and loads of reference photographs of living things. Even so, you'll want your own emergency backup collection of references. Animal encyclopedias tend not to be as expensive as you'd expect; just pick your favorite. And get in the habit of scrapbooking photographs from magazines. If you know a kid (or you *were* a kid) with a subscription to Ranger Rick or World, save those back issues!
Next post, I'll share my thoughts on Goldfinger's doorstopper, Animal Anatomy For Artists: the Elements of Form.

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This appeared at Cartoon Brew the other day, and since it fits a reoccurring theme I've had on the blog so far, I figured it was worth sharing for those who missed it:

It's an introduction to an Italian Disney special, and it appears to have been animated by Romano Scarpa, a Disney comic book artist. That explains some of the stranger characters. The Cartoon Brew comments help identify several of them. Personally, it always bugged me how some Disney birds are flight-capable and others arbitrarily aren't. Also, it amuses me to no end that they keep trying to make Donald into some kind of superhero.
(By the way, three weird Disney things so far and not a single weird Looney Tunes thing. This must be rectified...)

Monday, January 26, 2009

Yet more DCAU thoughts and a *very* strange early 90's Disney Thing.

"Justice League Unlimited"
This is a series that hits the ground running at top speed. I've only seen the first few episodes of the first season so far and I'm already ready to gush. The sense of continuity is incredible and it's like a reward for having watched every one of these series. It even redeems the "Superman" series for me; "For the Man Who Has Everything" is easily the best episode "Superman" never got to have (and yes, it made my eyes rain. What? I'm a chick!)
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Which brings us to the promised *very* strange early 90's Disney thing: "Mickey's 60'th Birthday Special". This very weird film is the way Disney chose to celebrate Mickey's 60'th anniversary back in 1989-90 or thenabouts. I'd have loved to write a full review of it. Unfortunately, the quality is pretty bad. I know video doesn't preserve well, but you're a Princess among Disney geeks if you can watch the whole thing (and if you do, keep an eye out for more Roger Rabbit love).
Most importantly, it's an excellent demonstration of why I love YouTube and why I am very happy that it was invented in time for my generation to really appreciate: I could have sworn I had dreamed this as a kid. You'll see why soon enough.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Further "Teen Titans" thoughts, DCAU movies, and a strange clip from Disney

When we last left off, I was near the end of "Teen Titans" and it was just then starting to get good.
I can confirm: the last season of this series is excellent and the rest of it is essentially skippable. (It depends on how long you can tolerate some very stylized characters shouting "Dude" and "Boo-yah" at each other. Or, if you're me, seeing Beast Boy turn into the exact same damn bird but having him be identified / sound like at least three different species. Yeah.)
All snark aside, the fifth season is absolutely worth renting. They have a lot of fun with some of the stranger DC characters, like the Doom Patrol, who otherwise may never have seen the light of day in animated form. However, it's frustrating to see a series have it's greatest moments in the last episodes. Where could they have gone from there?
Must be noted: I related way too closely to Raven in the "Hide and Seek" episode. Entertain yourself with the implications, dear readers.
One things for sure: Ain't gonna miss that theme song.

Turns out that I missed a few crossover episodes back in "Batman"/"Superman" (available only as something called "The Batman / Superman Movie" and not in either series' season sets. Maybe I'll complain about Warner Brother's inane DVD policies later. For now: durable boxes. Or how about not having three different security stickers on your cardboard boxes, huh?) They were fun.
And I also forgot "Mask of the Phantasm". Many have argued that this is the best "Batman" film prior to when Christopher Nolan got to play in the Bat-sandbox. I'm not sure about that but I thought it was at least as good as the first Tim Burton film.

And now for a fun little early '90's Disney thing:



Remember when they were shamelessly promoting Roger Rabbit? ("Who Discovered Roger Rabbit" is my "Chinese Democracy".)