Kinda-Sorta-Semi-Annual Animated Trailer Post!

Got a pretty crazy variety of animated films coming out in the next year and a half. Let's judge their trailers in rough chronological order.



One of the most unusual trailers I have to share today is "Arjun the Warrior Prince". Apparently Disney has been doing several co-productions with animation studios in India and this is one such film. Sadly, there's no indication whether or not there will be an American release. And there are no subtitles, if that bothers you, but it's pretty easy to figure what's going on.



There are four "Ice Age" movies now. And they have gone long past the point where they should have asked themselves, "WHY are they even set in the Ice Age anymore?"



"ParaNorman" is from the studio that brought us "Coraline", and the stop-motion animation looks similarly jaw-dropping. The fact that it reminds me of "The Goonies" and "Monster Squad" is a plus. Also, it means I am old.



By far the most interesting thing about "Hotel Transylvania" is the fact that Genndy Tartakovsky is involved. And if you are familiar with his work, it'd be basically impossible to tell.



"Frankenweenie" is an extended dance remix of an old Tim Burton Disney short, this time in stop-motion and, in so many words, more Tim Burton.



"Despicable Me" was a nice surprise, and I'm curious to see where they take the characters from there. Not sure if I like this "Here's more! More of that one thing everybody liked!" approach the teaser takes.



Some years ago, there was talk of an animated adaptation of William Joyce's The Leaf Men and the Brave, Good Bugs. Apparently, that mutated into Blue Sky's "Epic". The teaser is a cavalcade of mood whiplash (frisson all up and down my arms and then BAM, goofy-ass chatterbox snail), but at least this is guaranteed to be better than that other "Epic".

And finally, here are the four teasers for "Monsters University"!

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Sketch of the Day!

Don Bluth Month: "And you can't take the sky from me..." Thoughts on "Titan A.E."

First, Nerd Joy from the closing credits. These all prompted me to shout, "YES! I EFFING KNEW IT!!!"







So, hypothetically, a movie involving Joss Whedon, Ben Edlund, Wayne Barlowe, the Blue Sky crew, and Don Bluth should make me go



And "Titan" was perfectly okay, and even great at times. But there's something off about it and I can't really say what it is.

2000 was a weird year if you were a science fiction fan. "Titan A.E." could not have been released to theaters at a worse time. Let's just say that people were... a *little* disillusioned with big damn galaxy-spanning space operas with gorgeous CGI and crazy alien designs after a certain hotly anticipated movie came out the summer before. "Titan" ultimately flopped and is, to date, Don Bluth's last theatrical film.

And that's very sad, because one of the awesome things about this film, upon rewatch, is the fact that you get to see what Bluth could do with a big sandbox of state-of-the-art animation and a hefty budget. The movie is one of the best-looking sci-fi films of the past decade. Look at the gorgeous and tense chase through the ice rings.

There are also some wonderful little subversive moments with a distinctly Whedonesque feel to them (the cook character who looks like he's going to stick around as a JarJar-esque annoyance -- then gets blasted to smithereens, that wonderful "An intelligent guard?!" scene.) There are times when the movie feels like a test run for ideas that Joss would eventually get to play with further in "Firefly". And there are a few really neat characters. In the commentary, Bluth wishes that Gune could have had his own movie and I, too, almost wish that this had been his story. He's a great, whimsical, and very Bluthy little character with a very funny anxious John Leguizamo voice. He gives the movie some much-needed levity.

And I think that might be what strikes me as off about "Titan": get rid of Gune and there is almost no humor in the movie. Bluth's movies have always been a little dark, certainly more so than Disney's, but it's always undercut with something funny or sweet. This is a movie that starts off with the end of the world (which is very dark even by Bluth standards) and never lightens up after that. Bluth appears to have been unfettered for the most part, so where is his trademark weirdness? (Well, OK, there is some weirdness. But it's the kind of weirdness that was clearly the executives' fault, and we'll get to it at the end.)

Also, before I started this project, I used to think that music wasn't as big a deal to Don Bluth films as they were to Disney films. But let's try an experiment here: Hum the score from "N.I.M.H." Now sing something from "American Tail". Now hum the opening credits music from "Land Before Time". Sing something from "All Dogs", "Rock-A-Doodle" (I can and I didn't even rewatch it!), "Thumbelina", "Penguin", "Troll", "Anastasia". OK.

Now name a song from "Titan A.E." Yeah. What we get is a weird mix of modern (for 2000) hard rock with bludgeon-obvious lyrics. So in other words, you get those aforementioned amazing animated sequences set to the lilting tunes of... Lit. (Next challenge: remind me what Lit's one popular single was.)

Basically, what we're left with here is a movie that has an amazing combination of CGI and hand-rendered animation -- that also casts Janeane Garofolo as a Knees Akimbo kangaroo/velociraptor weapons expert. In the previous sentence, the executive-mandated weirdness is in italics.

So that brings us to the end of Don Bluth month... or does it?

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Art of the Day?

Man, how can I tease the painting any further? I won't.  Have these instead: