My birthday coincided with my a-hundreth day of Wii-Fitting. For the curious, this is what happens:
Onion Horrorscope: You're a natural born skeptic, always questioning the world in your search for empirical truth, rejecting along the way pseudoscience, psychobabble, and any other nonsense—like all Pisces.
Normal Boringscope (care of Astrology.com, whom you can trust because they think it's last October): Try to help a friend in need today -- even if you don't really know what they need. Your intuitions are probably just as good as their explicit requests and it's really the gesture that counts.
Emphasis mine. And to it I say, wha?
Incidentally, it turns out that Project Feederwatch ends the first weekend in April. I stocked up on more feed this week and tried to get a disproportionately high ratio of sunflower seed in there. So far the House Sparrows have not reacted well -- but everyone else has. Also, the Cardinals, Chickadees, Mourning Doves, and Nuthatches are starting to pair off. Awww. I think there's a Goldfinch pair as well; I saw them doing something I thought was kind of unusual, picking the buds off high in the canopy of the elm. It's a little hard to tell this kind of year.
I have a feeling we're going to be hearing lots more about last night's "South Park". Methinks Matt and Trey like to live dangerously...